Case #06. Wut.

[cantacquityou]

 

[One day, nearly a fortnight ago, Miles Edgeworth disappeared from Cair Paradisa to seek temporary, reclusive solace at a hotel in the City Royale. He alerted no one of this little vacation, and ceased all communication with everyone - be it through the journals, or otherwise...

...but he's back - however unintentionally - and not in any way he could have ever foreseen. His clothes - remnants of a white undershirt and reddish-pink pajama-bottoms - are in scorched tatters. 

In one hand, there's a 4.5 ft. baguette. In the other, a machine gun...A gumball machine gun.

...and with that, he is chasing a massive growlithe around the castle grounds. 

Perhaps you're one of the unfortunate souls to witness this. After all, there is a perfectly rational explanation.

...maybe.]

Comments

[doublethefun]

[head....tillt]

A love-hate relationship of sorts?

[cantacquityou]

['Love'? Damn, I'm gay but not that gay. Pfft.]


...Something...of the sort.

[doublethefun]

[your three cravats belie that claim.

Her mind is edging dangerously close to the words 'lovers' spat.' Hey! There can be (platonic) love amongst friends as well!]

Perhaps it is as thou said; some time alone may help reorganize thy thoughts for the both of you.

'Never' is an extremely long time for declarations of any sort, however. [heh]

[cantacquityou]

[Edgey says he doesn't do 'love,' platonic or otherwise. :/]




...I just took quite a bit time alone. It seems to have made it far worse.

[doublethefun]

[does somepony need a lesson in the magic of friendship? :\]

Which presumably implies that he missed thee and expressed his sentiments in a rather unseemly manner, does it not?

[cantacquityou]

[He needs quite a few lessons...especially in the magic of 'not being a flaming douchebag.' He pauses for a bit to consider it.]


...right you are, again. [Were you hiding in a tree somewhere?]



However...


...

...his impulsiveness and rash personality immensely contrasts my own. As long as we remain who we are, we will only continue to grate upon each other. Over time, I can only see it progressively worsening if we remain friends...

...

...we are far too different.

[doublethefun]

[The only cheating I did was glancing at the first two tags the night before!

That gets her to smile.]

Complementary opposites, as 'twere? Some of the best friendships I have ever seen can be called exactly that. [just don't send him to the moon for a thousand years]

[cantacquityou]

'Complementary...'


[A thoughtful pause]



...If only it were more like that. His presence is draining on me and I am sure he feels the same. I see it best to not torture ourselves any longer.

[doublethefun]

How long hast thou known him?

[cantacquityou]

Nearly 17 years.

[doublethefun]

Nearly two decades - a substantial amount of time, at least by pony standards.

[cantacquityou]

...Then again, we've not seen each other for many years within that time period...