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second designation ⇝ dictated

I didn't really believe the hype until this place turned me into a cute little cat for almost a month.

See, I didn't get read enough fairy tales when I was little.

Usually those don't end in waking up in a litter box naked. Not that I really fit.

So, who's bright idea was it to put a belled collar on me while I went through that loss?

Because I really owe you an ass kicking.

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What were you up to before you got turned into a cat? Do you remember?

Does it matter?

Don't you want to figure out why the castle turned you into a cat? It could have been something you did. Or something you wished for.

Believe me, I didn't wish for it.

I was just getting adjusted when it happened.

No, I meant that maybe you wished for something and it's the castle's way of making you pay for it. It's... a theory.

I didn't wish for anything.

[ Great. ] Well, there goes my theory.

Why the need for a theory at all?

It turned you into a cat? Man, I really need to get out of here... I don't want to crap in a box!

...you're not still a cat, are you?

Do cats talk?

You never know around here, man.

No, I'm not still a cat.

I'm happy for your loss of a loss...

Thanks.

You're welcome...

A month? Losses I've seen tend to last a week or two at most.

The Castle must like you.

That's great, now tell me where to go to get a restraining order.

I wish it were that easy.

No one ever listens to those anyway.

I thought it suited you. And it was kinda funny to see you trying to figure out where the sound was coming from.

I feel so violated.

It puts new meaning to the term with bells on.

Edited 2012-03-28 01:51 (UTC)

I had to know you were coming somehow, given that you couldn't run your mouth anymore.

I was harmless.

You were just being mean.

I've yet to be a nonhuman, but I've had my fair share of losses. Hallucinating blood was the worst.

Blood hallucinations?

Ouch.

It took away certain memories, too.

.....

Wow.

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