azuredemonic: (Annoyed - Where I stay)
Vergil ([personal profile] azuredemonic) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2012-01-15 05:17 pm
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[At first, there's nothing but the sound of a book being quietly opened, and the light flipping of pages. Flip. Flip. Flip. Far too close to one another for any page to be properly read.

And then stops. And after a period of silence, a tired, mirthless couple of chuckles are quickly transcribed and transmitted through the pages]


To think, the denizens of Hell would go to such lengths to receive me. Such lavish furnishings do not fit the Demon Realm. And that does not even broach the subject of this book, the inane little gimmick it is. [Despite his words, there is absolutely no humor in his tone.]

I demand an explanation. If not from the scum that chose to snatch me away, then from those that fill this book with utter nonsense and idiocy. And I will only say this once, and you should be thankful for it.

I am in no mood for games. Think to play one with me, and I will see to it you do not live to regret it.

Don't keep me waiting.

[And the book snaps shut]
ino: (Shut uuuuup.)

[personal profile] ino 2012-01-16 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, and I know you well enough to know that having information about you pisses you off, and that it'd be pretty damn stupid to show my face in the first place.

If you want to go see it, that's where it is. I'll send you the key, too, if you feel like keeping the front door intact. [and she'll send a ghostie along in a few minutes with the key~]
ino: (Boo you whore.)

[personal profile] ino 2012-01-16 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, whatever. Have fun cleaning up moldy pizza boxes.