Case #01 [Accidental dictation]

[cantacquityou]

 [Over the journal system, many may hear of the panic of one utterly confounded prosecutor, faintly pleading for directions.]

 

 

 

 ----tomfoolery?! What do you mean I, 'can't get back'? Why, that's preposterous!

 

You, over there. Please, tell me at once! I...I have a briefing to attend in but ten minutes! What could you possibly --No! I have no time for wanton merrymaking! I must get to the courthouse immediately!

 

Since when did eveyone become so miserly with mere directions? I simply want to know how to -- would you please cease that at once!

 

 

 

[...Someone is definitely new here.]

 

Comments

[doublethefun]

Mute Earth ponies, yes?

[cantacquityou]

Mute, and not nearly as intelligent.

[doublethefun]

[a nod]

I am under the impression that no amount of schooling would have helped.

[and then she's muttering to herself a bit:] Perhaps a vocational school of some sort...?

[cantacquityou]

Your first impression was correct. In our world, it is not very possible for ponies to talk, and schooling would be rather useless, if not absolutely asinine.

[doublethefun]

[hm. Different worlds, different dominant species that aren't some sort of ungulate.]

Dost thou have buffalo tribes or zebra nations?

[cantacquityou]

...We certainly have buffalo and zebra. Whether they classify themselves as tribes or nations, I am not too certain.

[doublethefun]

And what of dragons and griffons?

[cantacquityou]

...Only in storybooks.

[doublethefun]

There are at least two dragons here for thee to meet. There no griffons though, as far as I know.

[cantacquityou]

Dragons?


...Are you sure I would actually like to ...meet one?

[doublethefun]

Spike is but a baby dragon and while Toothless is not actually toothless, he is very nice. [grins] Positively cute, one might say.

[...your mileage may vary]