Case #01 [Accidental dictation]

[cantacquityou]

 [Over the journal system, many may hear of the panic of one utterly confounded prosecutor, faintly pleading for directions.]

 

 

 

 ----tomfoolery?! What do you mean I, 'can't get back'? Why, that's preposterous!

 

You, over there. Please, tell me at once! I...I have a briefing to attend in but ten minutes! What could you possibly --No! I have no time for wanton merrymaking! I must get to the courthouse immediately!

 

Since when did eveyone become so miserly with mere directions? I simply want to know how to -- would you please cease that at once!

 

 

 

[...Someone is definitely new here.]

 

Comments

[cantacquityou]

What sort of friends would we be if that were not the case?

[takethat]

["Lousy ones?"

A pause, then, "I wasn't sure you considered me a friend."]

[cantacquityou]

After all that I--why would you even question that?

much more innuendo than intended

[takethat]

[Shrug.

"You're hard to get a grasp of sometimes."]

[cantacquityou]

And here I thought you had infallible senses.

[takethat]

["Okay, I deserved that one."]

[cantacquityou]

There are not many who would jump out of bed in the middle of the night to charter a jet halfway across the world and assume a false profession for just anyone, Wright. If you still doubted our friendship after that, even...then that's...slightly unnerving.

[takethat]

["I've considered you a friend for years, so I wouldn't call it doubt. More like confusion."]

[cantacquityou]

...About?

[takethat]

["About you considering me a friend. I knew I thought of you as one. Was confused about your thoughts on the matter."]

[cantacquityou]

I honestly don't see how you could sdmdvfet.

[takethat]

[Have a lady robot voice saying "Edgeworth?" a few times in a row.]

[cantacquityou]

...Huh.

[takethat]

["Are you okay?"]

[cantacquityou]

[cantacquityou]

[...slooooooowly begins to slip...]

[takethat]

[On instinct, he catches Edgeworth before he topples over and kind of... pushes him forward... no falling over backwards on Phoenix's watch!]

[cantacquityou]

[jolts awake]

What happened?


[then, without seeking a response, eyes droop once more ]

[takethat]

[He chuckles silently.

"Going to sleep?]

[cantacquityou]

Hm.













[And with that, he crawls lazily........to the wrong futon.]

[takethat]

.....








[Well, after all that trouble trying to straighten his futon and make it presentable....



...oh well, he gets to sleep in his own bed, so he's not really complaining at this point; he curls up under his blanket and sighs. What a night.]