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[webbing]

[ Peter is currently tucked away comfortably in his room, enjoying his time sitting back reading a book, relaxing. Life is good, and peaceful and relaxing--

And suddenly there's this loud almost baaing sound coming from his journals followed by a thud. ]

Ow! What is your problem?

[ Another strange baa followed by another thud. ]

I swear to god, if you don't stop headbutting me I'm feeding you to the unicorn.

[ What almost sounds like a zap of electricity and a loud pop. ]

... Thanks. I appreciate you shorting out my lamp. Really, it's not like I was using that or anything. What's got you so worked up today?

((OOC. I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND MENTION in a note here Peter has had a Mareep for many a month now, and this is not part of the poképlot.))

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dictated;

[ardor]

Peter? Is that.... Joe?

dictated;

[webbing]

Yeeeeep.

forever

[ardor]

Oh. [......] Sorry.

yez

[webbing]

You and me both, but there's not a lot I can do about it at this point.

[ardor]

I guess. [................] What'd happen if you dumped water on him?

[webbing]

Considering he's a tiny ball of static electricity already? I'm sure nothing good.

[ardor]

Okay, okay. How about a squirt bottle? You know, the kind people use for cats and dogs.

dictated;

[amiable]

Sheep?

dictated;

[webbing]

Close enough.

dictated;

[amiable]

But only sheep make that noise!

dictated;

[webbing]

Goats bleat.

dictated;

[amiable]

You have a goat?!

dictated;

[webbing]

What? No, I'm just saying that other things besides sheep make that sound.

[cantacquityou]

Is that a sheep?

[webbing]

It's sheep-like in nature.

[cantacquityou]

Which is to say, you're not actually sure, yourself.

[webbing]

Oh, I'm pretty sure I know what this is.

[cantacquityou]

What is it?

[webbing]

A demon.

Dictated forever

[huffythedragon]

...You can't feed anything living to unicorns, they're vegetarians!

yes good B)

[webbing]

You don't know the unicorns I know then.

[huffythedragon]

But the unicorns I know are all really nice.

...Well, except for Trixie.

[webbing]

I'll tell you what. I'll trade you, you can know the one I do and I'll know the ones you do. Sound fair?

[huffythedragon]

Okay, I bet it's all some misunderstanding.

[webbing]

Suuuuure.