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[Happy April, Paradisa! Molotov is aware that it's April Fool's Day, and she's also aware of the stupid weather, but she has a task that just can't wait.]

[Delivered by ghost this morning, to: Ezio Auditore, Hellboy, Dr. Gregory House, Mark Hunter, Kate Kane, Kermit, Mindy Macready, Corporal Maladict, Cross Marian, Princess Nudge, Spike Spiegel, Damian Wayne, Alleria Windrunner, Sylvanas Windrunner, and Veeresa Windrunner.]
[All of you should have previously received a save the date card. Well, now, in an envelope addressed to you "and guest", you've received this:]

[You know, for all your formal invitation wedding needs.

Inside the envelope, there's an RSVP card, mostly because Molotov is pretty big on traditions. You know, like formalities and proper execution methods. The card literally just says to contact her through the journal. Because Molotov is dumb.

Some of your envelopes might also contain a special, handwritten note! These are mostly chastising, such as telling you to dress properly, to be on your best behavior, etc. Because Molotov is also a bitch.]

[Molotov is actually out in this terrible weather, taking care of her poor bears, making sure they're happy. Once that's done, she just holes up in the reserve's office with Mishka, reading and waiting for the rain to break.]

[ OOC: Open to anyone who might be out in that weather, for whatever reason. TO THE WEDDING INVITEES: feel free to apply whatever bitchy little note might work best for your character, if they got one. Also, the invitations went out regardless of how she feels about each particular person, so you might get attitude when you RSVP >:3 ]

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Oh. I suppose that makes sense.

Does it offend your sensibilities that not everyone can cook well?

No. If I had remained in a noble lifestyle, I never would have learned. I doubt Cristina or Lucrezia know how to cook anything.

[Sneeeeeeeeeerk] But what if the castle feeds them dried pasta by mistake?

They will know.

Heaven forbid their delicate little Renaissance mouths be sullied with dried pasta.

Do not worry. The pasta at the reception will be fresh.

You're so dramatic.

You are just funny.

[grin]

I try to be.

It is a nice thing to be, at least around here. Most of the people in the castle are so boring and serious.

I've noticed. I welcomed some girl to the castle the other day, and couldn't get a single laugh out of her. I doubt she even smiled. No sense of humour at all.

Well, now you know whom to not waste your time on.

Yes, but we're in a castle that grants wishes and seldom gives us something to be troubled by. Why worry?

Some people can only be happy when they are miserable.

Poor kid.

Who is she?

I don't know, I didn't get a name.

Well, perhaps the other children will lighten her mind. We actually have a great deal of children here.

Are there? I've only met a few. Aradia, was one.

I do not know that one, but there are many trolls. Troll Girl, Other Troll Girl, Red Troll Girl, and several other ones [SECRET: Molotov doesn't learn most people's names] Plus there are human children from their world.

Then there is Mindy and her friends, the little dragon, a handful of younger children, and I believe there has recently been an influx of teenagers.

I think Aradia is the red one... I have not met the others. And I have spoken to the dragon, though I did not think it really counted as a child.

Oh nyet, he is definitely a child. During Paris, he was in my class, as a human.

[laugh]

What did you teach, in Paris?

I was a primary school teacher, for the youngest children in the castle. So I think I was supposed to teach a little of everything, but mostly I just gave them worksheets and let them watch movies. We were only there for a few days before their winter break anyway.

A respectable job, I'm sure.

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