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[assassino]

[Ezio has had a bad feeling about this Apple for weeks now, and the feeling has only intensified as the days go by. It's clear the Apple is dangerous or powerful in some way, or else Borgia wouldn't have wanted it. The question is whether it's powerful in its own right, or if it just gives access to whatever is in the Vault –– and whatever is in there Ezio can't see in Borgia's hands.

Part of him still wants to believe that the Apple is harmless. He knows it's not a literal piece of Eden, but is only so in name. He knows that Altair thought and philosophized over it extensively, and felt that humans shouldn't have it, or something along those lines. What Altair thought actually troubles him most; he hasn't read the Codex pages in eight years, and when he did read them, he had dismissed them as some sort of fairy tale. Those same "fairy tales" have kept him up at night as of late, and whenever he isn't, er, preoccupied, he's staring at the ceiling, straining to remember what, exactly, the Codex said.

He just hadn't taken this seriously enough, and now he has to figure it out himself.

So here he is, relying on strangers for help. Jorge, Colonel Jade Curtiss, Stephanie Brown, Aziraphale the Angel, and his sister.

Ezio has the Apple perched on the top of a candlestick, as a makeshift stand, and he's now waiting for his motley crew of "experts" to arrive.]


Hmm.

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[assassino]

[Angels and demons are actually dudes, and now flowy-robed baby-men and hooved goatlings. That's cool.]

Yes, and we'll see if Borgia is crazy or not.

[He gestures at the Apple, which is chilling on its makeshift stand on the table. Not glowing, not doing anything outstanding. It looks almost innocent, except for the whole "subtle compulsion to touch it" thing.]

[onlyanapple]

[Crowley squints at it from behind his shades]

Wow. You weren't kidding about it were you?

[secondchances]

[Absent wave of greeting from this one, she's been looking at the Apple for a few moments.]

It's like someone spray painted a tennis ball...

[thwarting]

[He isn't tempted to take it himself, that would be silly, but he can feel something distinctly off about it.]

...Actually, I think you all better leave this to Crowley and myself.

[assassino]

[eyebrow raise]

Why?

[onlyanapple]

[Crowley gave an idle wave Stephanie's way, before giving Aziraphale a pointed look]

Yes, why do we have to play with the potentially uber destructive object which has definitely not been in OUR Garden of Eden all by ourselves? Do I have to remind you how much I like not dying?

[thwarting]

[He knows he needn't explain that this was precisely why they should do it, as it was significantly harder to kill them than it would be to kill the humans.]

Because I doubt Mr. Auditore would appreciate if we dealt with it any other way than the safest.

[assassino]

The person who intended to use it is a man, just as I am. If it would have been safe for him, it is safe for me.

[Don't deny him answers, man :(]

[secondchances]

[Pauses in her circling of the Apple.]

Assuming it can be figured out, here. It really does look like it goes into something.

[noblefive]

Well, I gotta admit, it doesn't look like any tech I've seen, Earth or Covenant.

['scuse the big guy as he leans in to take a closer look, without getting too close.]

Odd little thing.

[onlyanapple]

[Crowley, on the other hand was having None of This. He wasn't tempted by the thing (after all, it was kind of hard to tempt the closest being to emancipation personified) but he didn't like it. Not one bit. It stank of WRONG, in a way the true apples never did]

Do you not remember what happened last time we toyed with an object of apocalyptic power, Aziraphale? Because I remember.

[He kept his eyes on it, keeping a good distance away]

Want my advice? Lock it in a box, put it in a hole, and fill that hole with concrete.

[thwarting]

[Privately, Aziraphale thought this was Very Good Advice; which, in and of itself, was rather worrying - a demon shouldn't be going around giving good advice, and an angel really shouldn't be seen accepting said advice. That sort of thing could get you into real trouble nowadays.

A little nervous about the others getting too close for comfort when there was no telling what the apple might do, he waved a hand to bring a rather old sword into one hand, though it remained unlit for now.]

I would advise you all step back, please.

[assassino]

[Ezio is feeling kind of alarmed, suddenly. The Serpent of Eden and an angel are worried about this thing. But he does move back, reaching for Steph's arm to take her with him. He'll protect you, lady.]

Borgia transported it from Cyprus to Venezia in a box with an armed guard, and no harm came of it... but then, I assume none tried to use it.

[noblefive]

[Jorge takes a step back as advised, frowning as Aziraphale brings that sword into being.]

You think this thing's that dangerous, huh?

[Calm as always.]

[secondchances]

[She steps back with Ezio.]

Hey, let's not toss around object of apocalyptic power lightly.

[onlyanapple]

[Crowley lowers his voice a little]

Aziraphale, I really don't think it's a good idea to be poking that thing with a sword. I think we should stick to my concrete idea.

Maybe put a giant rock on top of it too.

[thwarting]

[Glancing around the other assembled people, he lowered his voice as well.]

Better to be prepared, don't you think?

[assassino]

[He moves in front of Steph, in case this thing explodes. Protectin' the ladies.

He gestures at the sword.]

What if you destroy it? Then we'll never know what it does.

[secondchances]

[Excuse you, Ezio, you're in the way. She takes a step to the side so she can see.]

I'm sort of okay with destroying it if it's something dangerous. Better safe than sorry.

[noblefive]

I don't think poking that thing with a sword will do much, anyway.

[onlyanapple]

[Crowley raises his hands, stepping back a little]

Okay but don't say I didn't warn you.

[bootsweremadeforcasting]

[Oh look, it's the person who pays attention to nothing]

'I think it might be a best idea not to attack it. First off, we don't known what it is. Second, if it is an item of apocalyptic power, i would think attacking it is the last time we should do.'

done with permission lol

[thwarting]

[Aziraphale looked from one to the other around the assembled party, different faces for destroying and keeping.

Eventually, he got rather too flustered and just waved a hand at the blessed thing, turning it into a perfectly harmless pillow with nice beaded brocade around the edges.]

Re: done with permission lol

[assassino]

[And Ezio, of course, flips. He rushes forward to pick it up, as if the Apple might be inside it, and he feels almost panicked when it feels like just a normal pillow. Where did it go? He even sounds panicked.]

What did you do?

[onlyanapple]

[Crowley slow claps in response]

...Wow. Great idea, angel.