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[paradisamods]

[And, quite suddenly...

You're holding your journal. If you already were holding it, congratulations. If you weren't... you are now! Somebody wants your attention.

And get this: it's empty.

The old one's kicking around somewhere, but for now, look at what Paradisa gave you!]

Comments

[ardor]

[There's a recorded yelp followed by something on the journal. Fuck yeah liquids.]

oh <small> tag how I missed thee

[checklist]

Oh, wow! This journal can transport liquids!?

[ And yes, there is a hoof actually messing with it. Because this is amazing! And science! ]

Could the old one do this, or is this new? Either way, it's amazing!

that too i guess

[ardor]

The old one could too.

\o/

[checklist]

Could it?

Still, that's an amazing feat of magic! [ Says the pony who can teleport, and whose assistant magically delivers letters through FIRE. ]

[ardor]

If that's what you're amazed by here, sure.

[checklist]

What else would I be amazed by?

[ardor]

At this point, I don't even know. So nevermind.

[checklist]

This seems to be a completely new book, though.

[ Pause... ]

I wonder if my complaints triggered this?

[ardor]

I doubt anyone's complaints are that important here.

[checklist]

I hope not. I just complained about people not using the journals... I would hate to have inconvenienced everypony like that.

[ardor]

You got your wish anyway.

1/2

[checklist]

[ Actually... she is kind of glad more people seem to be using the journals. Even if only because they're suddenly new ones. ]

[disciplines]

...That was my hair.

[ardor]

... Alleyne?

[disciplines]

Kallen?

[Wiping it off jhgdashsa]

Are you okay?

[ardor]

Fine, yeah. Sorry, it just startled me. I wasn't even holding it!

[disciplines]

I came looking since I overheard everyone clamoring over it and had the unfortunate timing of raising it above me to take a look at it.

[Sigh, sigh.]

So you've no idea what's up either, I take it?

[ardor]

Right...

[She makes an annoyed noise at the journal.]

No idea at all.

[disciplines]

[The next thing you hear is some frustrated grunts and swooshing sounds. There's a plop at the end. After a minute or two of these foul shenanigans, she sighs again.]

Seems shaking won't get anything but your beverage out either.

[ardor]

Why would that even work in the first place?

[disciplines]

You never know, though chances are it's one of its magic tricks. Which means I'm out of ideas or ways to solve this. I don't think a swift kick or a harsh grading will bring it back.

[ardor]

If one of those were the answer, I'm not sure what I'd think.

[flavors]

WH4T 4 D3L1C1OUS SURPR1S3
K33P SP1LL1NG T4STY FLU1DS, JOURN4L! >8D

dictated;

[ardor]

Excuse me?

[flavors]

WH4T DONT YOU UND3RST4ND