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[Lucrezia]

Hey, are you busy? I think I found some clothing you'd like. Let's do this.

This is one of the weirder conversations I've had this year...

[ It's about to get weirder. ]

The local clergy approves of chickens in tutus for confession.

[Confused look]

Was it Father Nightroad? He is a strange man. He insists on calling me "Italian Stallion."

[W... h... a... t...

Stephanie looks between them both before losing it, falling onto her side on the floor and laughing her ass off.]

[ She laughs in sympathy first, but stops when Stephanie falls off her side. Wait what? ]

[raised eyebrow]

Is there a particular meaning to this name?

N-noo... [She's still laughing. There definitely is. It's SO BAD... friggin' Father Abel.]

[ She lowers her voice as best as she can. ]

Is it similar, Stephanie, to that word--Ezio spelled?

Nobody laughs that hard over a clumsy rhyme, Stephanie.

[She laughs a little more at Lucrezia, then starts pulling herself together before they start thinking she's totally lost it. :( She pushes herself up, rubbing at the corners of her eyes.]

Aha--okay, so--what do you think of when you think of a stallion?

Stallions are brave and strong--unbridled. [ Looks at Ezio, just in case. ]

[Ezio is too dense to even imagine that a man is hitting on him :'( For once, no intended innuendo from him.]

They're difficult to tame, but more powerful rides.

Yep. Pretty much that. It's a compliment.

Ezio, you stud. [don'tlaughdon'tlaugh]

[ She learned with the yak that Steph's pretty reliable. ] But why did you laugh so?

Stud? [WHAT.] He's a priest!

[LAUGHING AGAIN, though not as badly as before.] That's why it's funny!

[ Slower on the uptake. ] Does it mean he likes you, Ezio?

More than is appropriate, yes.

You're just that charming.

[ Muttering. ] And he has taken a wife.

That, too. Poor woman.

I'm sure Father Abel's just kidding around.

Yes. And he seems to love his wife terribly. [ That means he can do no wrong in her books. ]

[Maybe it was just a Florentines joke. Ezio heard those alllllllllll the time in Venice, after all :| Ezio is strongly considering getting married just so he can officially be a man and all.]

He's a very strange man.

Yeah, well. You're pretty strange, too. Both of you are. Who isn't, right?

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