takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (don't want to clean!)
Phoenix Wright ([personal profile] takethat) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2012-04-21 07:54 pm
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12 -action/dictated-

[For once, Phoenix is cleaning his room.

Yes, he could probably ask the ghosts to do it, but really, he's stubborn and hardheaded when it comes to doing things for himself around the castle. So, he's all decked out in rubber gloves and a mask, and he's busy throwing out the who-knows-how-old beer cans and dirty napkins and other messy odds and ends that he's accumulated since... probably November. With his door propped open by his desk chair, he's depositing the trash in the hall, from where he intends to collect it and dump it elsewhere when he's finished.

His desk has become the safe haven for the few items he wants to be doubly sure not to throw away, and Sunflower--his recently-aquired Eevee--is gently batting around the tiny hourglass he tucked away behind his lamp.

Of course, in the process of doing so, she knocks open his journal. Innocently?

The distant sounds of Billy Joel's "Piano Man" playing over some abandoned headphones at their highest volume might be picked up by more discerning ears before Phoenix's voice comes over the journals.]


--don't know how I managed to get all this garbage in here, really, Sunflower. It's not like I'm a messy person.

[He hauls another trash bag out into the hallway and deposits it there before heading back in to rifle through his desk drawers.]

Oh, hey, Sunflower. Here's that crystal thing I bought for you back in your world... everybody I asked about it said it would make you evolve, or something, but I guess it's a dud, huh?

[She yips in response.]

Dat's okay! Because you're the cutest widdle Eevee there ever was--yes you are!--so it doesn't even matter!

[And he goes on ridiculously baby-talking Sunflower for a few more minutes before returning to his cleaning.]
cantacquityou: (For me? Oh really?)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-04-22 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
At least you've figured out that much.
cantacquityou: By IchibanDasai (Victoly smile)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-04-22 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Hello, little one.

cantacquityou: (Here's where you fail.)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-04-22 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
[He chuckles]

...That was unexpected. In any case, when did you obtain a water stone?
cantacquityou: (My teacup brings all the lawyers to the)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-04-22 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
Did you verify its authenticity at the time?
cantacquityou: (red pawn)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-04-22 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I suppose you could consider it a souvenir.
cantacquityou: (Shyeah)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-04-22 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
Have you asked Gold?
cantacquityou: By IchibanDasai (Shrug 2.0)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-04-22 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, Wright... [Thoroughly amused]...What have you done this time? Though, I can't say I fault the boy. With you, one would have to have the patience of a saint, indeed...
cantacquityou: (Shyeah)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-04-22 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever gave you the idea that anyone would want to hear that?
cantacquityou: (Shyeah)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-04-22 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
Not everyone has the same zeal for life as you do, Wright.
cantacquityou: (My teacup brings all the lawyers to the)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-04-22 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't there a way you can think to do so with regard to being considerate to others?
cantacquityou: (My logic gleams)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-04-22 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
If you want to ensure that you'll be able to continue shouting for many years to come, please don't do it over the journal system. You soon forget that you may inspire wrath within many unsavory characters, here...
cantacquityou: By IchibanDasai (Shrug 2.0)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-04-22 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
You worry me in more ways than one, Wright...
cantacquityou: (Shrug)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-04-22 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, but can I help it? After all...[mock Phoenix baby-talk] ...you are the cutest widdle Phoenix there ever was -- yes, you are!

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