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[caligulas_aquarium]

[Humans sleep at night, right? It seemed like the best time to try leaving his room, at least, considering from what he'd seen most of the residents here weren't nocturnal, or so he thought.

He's going to open his door slowly, leaning out of his room and examining the hallway outside; all clear from what he could tell, soooo he'll step outside as quickly as he can without making any noise and head downstairs.

Mainly because with everything going on, he was too caught up in his own stuff to remember you could wish for stuff here, namely food, resulting in his hunger finally getting to him.

Then once he finally gets to the kitchen, he's totally raiding everything. If he picks up something he doesn't like, he'll just put it back and keep looking, otherwise he'll finish whatever the hell it was he picked up cause it was more than likely delicious.]

[ooc: because being able to avoid your loss by hanging around in your room is lame, I'm throwing him on out there. Hallways on the way down or the kitchen itself, your choice, but this troll clearly needs to be bothered in the most awkward situation ever]

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[caligulas_aquarium]

Um...nothin'! Haha, nothin' at all, I've just...

[Turning away ever so slightly, with this weird little awkward expression.]

I've been around. Y'know.

Sorry.

I mean...y'know, about the not seeing you for a while thing. Ahah.

[biwinning]

[Sollux arches an eyebrow at the strange behavior.]

... Are you okay?

[caligulas_aquarium]

...yeah, a' course I am.

Why the fuck would I not be?

[Idly picking up a glass and looking for something to drink. He's not actually looking though, just trying to avoid looking at Sollux. He needs something else to focus on.]

You're worryin' too much! Really.

[biwinning]

...

[Okay. No longer arching an eyebrow, and straight up narrowing his eyes.]

Becauthe you don't uthually thwear cathually.

[caligulas_aquarium]

...

It just sorta slipped out.

By accident.

[biwinning]

...

Okay...

Tho what are you looking for?

[caligulas_aquarium]

Somethin' to drink I guess.

I came down for some food but I got that already so...

[He's found...some kind of soda, so, may as well just try this.]

...yeah.

[biwinning]

You theem kind of bummed. You know you can tell me if thomething ith bothering you, right?

[caligulas_aquarium]

[He's getting a little frustrated with this whole scenario; he can't decide if it's weirder than the fact he's held a conversation with sollux for a few minutes without them arguing, even if he isn't himself right now.

It just doesn't feel right.]

Sol, I'm fine. Just back off alright?

1/2

[biwinning]

[biwinning]

Yeah. I'll back off.

But I want to athk your opinion on thomething.

[caligulas_aquarium]

...

Sure, what is it?

[biwinning]

What do you think about Eridan, right now?

1/2

[caligulas_aquarium]

He...

[caligulas_aquarium]

[What to say?

What WOULD she say?

"I can't stand him!" "He's okay." "I'll never forgive him!" "He deserves a second chance."

God, why can't Sollux just shut up.]

I don't know.

I still don't know if he deserves a second chance. Until then I'm not sure how I really feel.

[C'MON VAGUE ANSWER...]

[biwinning]

What if I thaid I think he detherveth a thecond chance.

[Arms crossed, but he's not angry.]

He apologized.

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Well...didn't expect that.]

I feel like I should be asking you if you're okay.

That's not something I thought you'd ever say.

[biwinning]

It'th not thomething I thought I'd thay either. But he theemed to mean it.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Ugh...Sollux, I--

[Slight pause.]

...I'll...think about it?

[biwinning]

Alright. Fine. I'll go now.

After you admit you're not Feferi.

[caligulas_aquarium]

...

[Welp, you just got played for a fool by Sollux.

Only one thing to do now.

Get mad!]

What the shit are you doing makin' me play along if you know it isn't me??

Fuck there I am tryin' to keep this nice an' simple so you don't find out an' a' course you pull the biggest fuckin' load a shit I have ever seen an' act like a complete prick.

Seriously, fuck you.

[biwinning]

What the fuck were you doing, PRETENDING to be her! And you thought I wouldn't notice?! You didn't even make a thingle fish pun, and you seariouthly expected me to not notice.

I wanted to thee how far you'd take it. I conthidered trying to kith but then I figured that you'd probably like that too much.

[caligulas_aquarium]

I was tryin' to make sure you wouldn't find out, that's what the fuck I was doin'!

I was tryin'a keep this a fuckin' secret, tryin' bein' the operative word here.

It's not like I was goin' around fuckin' up her reputation or somethin', I just wanted some damn food.

[biwinning]

[SNORT. A very loud snort, actually. But he doesn't say anything after that. Eridan hadn't done anything wrong aside from do a very bad job at pretending to be Feferi.]

Tho get it. Am I thtopping you?

[caligulas_aquarium]

Well, you're not making it any easier Sol, jegus.

[A huff. He's also taking whatever bag of junk food it was Sollux had gotten himself a moment ago.]

...you're takin' this a lot better than I thought you would.