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[someoneto_carry]

[Dictated;]

You know, that whole week? Annoyin' but...it could've been worse. Still glad it's over.

[a pause]

Anyone know where I can get an axe? Think I've grown kinda fond of 'em.

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[mom_to_us_all]

[Written:]

What happened last week? It was really confusing.

[someoneto_carry]

Bunch of folks had to live out fairy tales. Or rather save a bunch of guys in dresses.

[mom_to_us_all]

And here I was thinking everybody was doing some kind of play.

[someoneto_carry]

If we were, no one gave me a script.

[mom_to_us_all]

Were you able to save anyone?

[someoneto_carry]

No need to worry. All the princesses are safe and sound.

[mom_to_us_all]

:3 that's good! So if I understand correctly... you had to help a princess who wasn't a princess but a guy in drag?

[wolfuncaged]

You were trapped in that foolishness?

[someoneto_carry]

Yep. Had to save a friend.

[wolfuncaged]

I take it you were successful? I did not hear of any casualties taking place.

[someoneto_carry]

[she sounds amused]

The princess is safe and sound.

[wolfuncaged]

I am sure they are very grateful for your deductive skills.

[someoneto_carry]

I'd hope so.

Still, I wish I got to keep the axe.

[gottaknockhard]

[That's not following the 'never mention this again' code, Zoe. (He has no sense of humor anymore, geez.)]

I'll let you know the next time I see a lumberjack.

[someoneto_carry]

[That's because she took it]

Think there're any around?

[gottaknockhard]

They've got everything else.

[someoneto_carry]

True.

How're you feelin' Spike?

[gottaknockhard]

Awake. [Not all it's cracked up to be, turns out.] Feels like I should be hungover.

[someoneto_carry]

Don't think that comes with beauty sleeps.

[dictated]

[whathedoves]

It could always be worse, I hope! If not, then we'd all be dead!

What's the axe for? Cutting firewood, are we?

[dictated]

[someoneto_carry]

Hm. Smart.

Not quite, no.

[dictated]

[whathedoves]

Just used to keeping my own tailfeathers attached! I'm thankful every day that I haven't wound up in a hospital bed somewhere!

[...]

Oh, dear. What else can you use an ax for ... ?

[dictated]

[someoneto_carry]

Tailfeathers?

[She's getting all de animals today]

Fights.

[dictated]

[whathedoves]

Of course. Here I go, losing my approach again! How unsmooth of me. I am Yuuya Sakazaki, miss, and I am a bird. Naturally! Not by ... loss or enchantment by sexy sorceress!

You're physical! I like that in a lady. Fights you start or fights you finish?

[dictated]

[someoneto_carry]

I see. Sexy sorceresses do that sorta thing enough to need to clarify?

[Pfft you are amusing little bird]

Sometimes both, but I don't start a fight without reason.