paradisa | 02 ♫ dictated except for the signature

I am unsure how well acquainted any of you are with one certain Yuuya Sakazaki. However, I expect some of you may have some inexplicable interest in that wretched mongrel! It's an incredibly ridiculous notion, but I won't attempt to dissuade you from it. I'm sure all you commoners deserve each other, in the end.

... However. Sakazaki is currently shut within the closet of his room, and I doubt he'll be able to free himself very easily given how biased this castle is against birdkind.

Perhaps whoever runs this shoddy establishment should take some notes, hm! Write this down! He's likely to be stuck in there for quite a while due to your misguided ideals of human superiority. Somebirdie needs to go and let him out now, and you can fully expect to shoulder all the blame for this. Are you listening to me?!

As for the rest of you peasants-- do with that information as you please. I give you full permission to! The rest of the situation is out of my wings at this point, so be sure to do a good job!

-- S. Le Bel

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Haha! It sure is dark in here!

I thought for sure you had hidden a belated birthday gift for me in here, Sakuya. I knew you wouldn't let me get old without saying anything!

If only I had a human's eyesight...

[Yuuya is, as promised, in his bedroom closet. I believe one Kate Kane has oocly offered her assistance but let's face it Yuuya can use all the help he can get.]

Why don't you just shut your beak and hope there's somebirdie here foolish enough to take pity on you, Sakazaki! [ YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE QUIET NOW THAT YOU'RE SHUT AWAY FROM HIM ARGH ]

This has nothing to do with you getting older. Why would I even care about that... !

[over da journal]

Art thou asking for help or art thou merely expressing thy concern for Yuuya Sakazaki?

[and really? Commoners and peasants? What century are you from?]

I'm merely letting the castle know of a situation. That's all!

Somebirdie else may have some concern for him, but how would I know? Informing everybirdie at once is the best course of action, clearly. I'm certainly not asking for or expressing anything.

[somebirdie, everybirdie. Heh.]

Ah. Thou art worried. [what a tsunner] Thou canst not open the closet door?

[ wow no what ] If I was truly worried about him, wouldn't I do it myself!

I have no desire to have him, of all birds, indebted to me. I'd never hear the end of it, and I don't want to hear anything from him in the first place! [ huff ] How dare you insinuate otherwise!

And yet, surely the easiest manner in which to ne'er "hear anything from him" would be to stay silent about his plight.

I may not want anything to do with him, but I'm not heartless! Leaving him to rot in a closet forever is completely unacceptable, no matter how much peace it would bring me.

Are you suggesting that's truly a preferable course of action?

Nay, of course not. I am merely wondering if thou dost not seem as cool as thou wishest to appear.

H-He's in his closet? Are you sure he's all right?! Is he locked in there somehow?

[Have one very concerned nun!]

He's perfectly alright! I just expect that he'll have trouble dislodging such an oversized chair from the door.

Honestly, the size of things here! It's like none of you have dealt with any birds before. Disgraceful, that's what it is.

[ ............ ]

My appearances match my sentiments perfectly! A Le Bel must always stand by his words, after all. To make any false pretenses would be shameful.

But .. who locked him in the closet? Who would do such a thing?

[.. And wait. She blinks.]

This person is a bird?

Of course he's a bird! What else would he be, a primate? Ha, I think not! Even a half-breed like him is better than that.

[ CASUALLY AVOIDING THE OTHER QUESTION ... it's nbd, he promises. ]

I ... see...

[Well, she's taking this one in stride. Mostly because she dosen't believe this person.]

What room is it, should I go help?!

[ ... ]

Isn't there a directory or anything?! This castle can't do anything right, can it!

[ a pause to uh, definitely not backtrack and look. ] Room 309. Not that there's that much of a rush.

All right, all right! I'll be as silent as the grave from now on! Look after Buddy. won't you?

If I get older then surely you have to follow me!

You are so kind to offer your help, miss! Tonight I shall play the role of damsel.

I assure you I am quite good health still! I was thinking I might try a guessing game while I am in here. There are many things that can be done in the dark ...

Of course. [she's agreeing with you, but there might be a hint of amusement in her voice]

Le Bel? Is that a family name?

It is.

[ a pause. ] I assume you haven't heard of it. That seems to be the norm for everyone in this castle, let alone those with speech as archaic as yours.

I won't be following you anywhere. [ HA HA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE BBL IS HEARTBREAKING

maybe there are tiny pokemon noises in the background, though. it's a mystery. ]

Worry about yourself first, won't you! Nothing outside of that closet is of your concern right now.

We seem to represent a wide variety of worlds. It stands to reason that others will not comprehend the weight of the issues that we may take for granted.

[heh] I fully confess, I am an anachronism even amongst mine ponies.

Some birdie?!

[Way to pay attention to anything else in this whole spiel, Phoenix...]

Are you unable to help him yourself?

A-Ah, if there is, I don't know how to use it.

[Eep, she's totally going to slam the book shut after saying:]

I'll be right there! Just tell him to hold tight!

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