02 ♫ dictated except for the signature

[songofthefoolish]

I am unsure how well acquainted any of you are with one certain Yuuya Sakazaki. However, I expect some of you may have some inexplicable interest in that wretched mongrel! It's an incredibly ridiculous notion, but I won't attempt to dissuade you from it. I'm sure all you commoners deserve each other, in the end.

... However. Sakazaki is currently shut within the closet of his room, and I doubt he'll be able to free himself very easily given how biased this castle is against birdkind.

Perhaps whoever runs this shoddy establishment should take some notes, hm! Write this down! He's likely to be stuck in there for quite a while due to your misguided ideals of human superiority. Somebirdie needs to go and let him out now, and you can fully expect to shoulder all the blame for this. Are you listening to me?!

As for the rest of you peasants-- do with that information as you please. I give you full permission to! The rest of the situation is out of my wings at this point, so be sure to do a good job!

-- S. Le Bel

Comments

[dictated]

[whathedoves]

Haha! It sure is dark in here!

I thought for sure you had hidden a belated birthday gift for me in here, Sakuya. I knew you wouldn't let me get old without saying anything!

If only I had a human's eyesight...

[Yuuya is, as promised, in his bedroom closet. I believe one Kate Kane has oocly offered her assistance but let's face it Yuuya can use all the help he can get.]

[dictated]

[songofthefoolish]

Why don't you just shut your beak and hope there's somebirdie here foolish enough to take pity on you, Sakazaki! [ YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE QUIET NOW THAT YOU'RE SHUT AWAY FROM HIM ARGH ]

This has nothing to do with you getting older. Why would I even care about that... !

[dictated]

[whathedoves]

All right, all right! I'll be as silent as the grave from now on! Look after Buddy. won't you?

If I get older then surely you have to follow me!

[dictated]

[songofthefoolish]

I won't be following you anywhere. [ HA HA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE BBL IS HEARTBREAKING

maybe there are tiny pokemon noises in the background, though. it's a mystery. ]

Worry about yourself first, won't you! Nothing outside of that closet is of your concern right now.

[dictated]

[whathedoves]

At least with your genetics you'll age gracefully, Sakuya!

[Yuuya laughs.] But I am in the closet, so I know I'm well!

[doublethefun]

[over da journal]

Art thou asking for help or art thou merely expressing thy concern for Yuuya Sakazaki?

[and really? Commoners and peasants? What century are you from?]

[dictated]

[songofthefoolish]

I'm merely letting the castle know of a situation. That's all!

Somebirdie else may have some concern for him, but how would I know? Informing everybirdie at once is the best course of action, clearly. I'm certainly not asking for or expressing anything.

[doublethefun]

[somebirdie, everybirdie. Heh.]

Ah. Thou art worried. [what a tsunner] Thou canst not open the closet door?

[songofthefoolish]

[ wow no what ] If I was truly worried about him, wouldn't I do it myself!

I have no desire to have him, of all birds, indebted to me. I'd never hear the end of it, and I don't want to hear anything from him in the first place! [ huff ] How dare you insinuate otherwise!

[doublethefun]

And yet, surely the easiest manner in which to ne'er "hear anything from him" would be to stay silent about his plight.

dictated over journal.

[starhipped]

H-He's in his closet? Are you sure he's all right?! Is he locked in there somehow?

[Have one very concerned nun!]

permadictated like all my other tags ffffff

[songofthefoolish]

He's perfectly alright! I just expect that he'll have trouble dislodging such an oversized chair from the door.

Honestly, the size of things here! It's like none of you have dealt with any birds before. Disgraceful, that's what it is.

ffff all the tags! 8)

[starhipped]

But .. who locked him in the closet? Who would do such a thing?

[.. And wait. She blinks.]

This person is a bird?

[songofthefoolish]

Of course he's a bird! What else would he be, a primate? Ha, I think not! Even a half-breed like him is better than that.

[ CASUALLY AVOIDING THE OTHER QUESTION ... it's nbd, he promises. ]

[starhipped]

I ... see...

[Well, she's taking this one in stride. Mostly because she dosen't believe this person.]

What room is it, should I go help?!

[takethat]

Some birdie?!

[Way to pay attention to anything else in this whole spiel, Phoenix...]

[songofthefoolish]

[ EVERY TIME ... ]

That is what I said, isn't it! Did the castle take away your ability to hear clearly, or something?

[takethat]

Not yet.

[A chuckle.]

Just not something I hear every day.

[songofthefoolish]

(super late tag, sorry X( feel free to ignore it, haha ......)

Perhaps you should talk to more birds, then. It would do you good to be exposed to a bit more culture, wouldn't it?

[takethat]

Well, you know, I can't really argue with you there. Might as well expand beyond talking to humans and ponies, huh?

[chancing]

Are you unable to help him yourself?

[songofthefoolish]

I have no desire to help him myself. Is that really such a strange notion?

I'm kind enough to think that somebirdie should assist him, at least! Just not this birdie.

[chancing]

It doesn't sound very kind at all to know that there is someone who needs help and refuse to give it to them. Wouldn't it be easier to do it yourself than to wait for someone else to let him out?

[songofthefoolish]

I'd rather clip my wings than give any aid to a mongrel like him!

No, this is certainly the best course of action, though I don't expect anybirdie else to truly understand. Such is the plight of a noblebirdie like myself, I suppose! [ oh well. ] You should try to be a bit more understanding, shouldn't you?

[chancing]

I would be more understanding if you were not acting so childishly. If you are there and you are not the one who put him in his current situation, you should have tried to help him before going to others.

What is it about him that causes you to dislike him like this?