Third Song ★ Action

[catsong]

[Hello, Paradisa! This evening the Kitchen Theater^TM is showing a live documentary about drug abuse.

It is somewhat occupied by a cat-eared young man, lying on the floor in the most random of positions. He slides around a bit and giggles before rolling over, his cloak getting stuck here and there and even covering his face once. He alternates the giggling with some purring sounds and flexes back his spine to the point where his hands almost meets his feet... and then back again, his crooked tail swishing back and forth.

The reason is obvious, if you notice the empty bucket nearby, and the fact that the floor is covered in dried green plants. Someone (read: Faye) once told the ribika about catnip, and this poor Sanga is now high as a kite.]

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[shrugs_a_lot]

[Passing by the kitchen, which is, quite awesome, until he sees this guy on the floor.

... What the...

... Approaches a little.

... Nudges him with his foot.]

[catsong]

[He flicks an ear at that and looks up at Cloud with a dopey smile. Then he streeeetches out and... starts sliding himself over the floor.]

[shrugs_a_lot]

[What's with the ears... Crouches next to him, sliding a few inches everytime the other moves away, trying to determine how to handle this.]

...You okay?

[punk_cute]

[The kitchen has become something of a destresser for Kanji. He doesn't have to make his own food, but it helps him feel closer to his mother.

He's used to other people hanging around so he almost ignores Konoe. Then he gets a closer look and swears.]

Shit-- You oka...y?

[Oh my god, kitty ears and a tail. Kanji is struck dumb by the sheer cuteness of that for a moment.]

[catsong]

This floor... is so comfortable!

[He rolls over again and then looks up on his hand, as if he's completely amazed by it.]

[catsong]

I feel soooo good! Everything is nice and soft~!

[He rolls over and purrs happily.]

[shrugs_a_lot]

Yeah?

[Oh man, this guy... is stoned, isn't he?]

Do you remember your name?

[catsong]

It is! You should feel it, it's amazing...

[Totally stoned. Damn catnip.]

Huh? My name...? It's... it's... this floor is soooo nice....

[shrugs_a_lot]

I think I'll pass...

[In fact he should be leaving... But he cannot leave the cat guy like that, can he? Thinks about it for a moment... What was the worse that could happen? He should probably keep him some company, what if he hurt himself or something. If Aerith was there he probably wouldn't hear the end of how he abandoned someone that needed him.]

What are you? [He wasn't really expecting an answer after how the name question had worked.]

[catsong]

[Thankfully he's far away from the sharp things, such as knives, and he's not the hyper kind of cat when stoned on catnip. Just the rolly-wolly type. Konoe smiles a little.]

What am I? I'm a cat... Konoe! Yep.

[shrugs_a_lot]

A cat... [Just, repeating that statement. Shrugs a little, he needed to start trying to make sense out of this place. And he finally notices the huge bucket of catnip.]

You gotta be kidding me. [Mutters to himself.]

[catsong]

I'm not kidding~!

[He purrs again, rolling over and stretching out as far as he can go.]

These green things are the best~ ♥

[shrugs_a_lot]

You're gonna get one bad headache after this, man-- cat... kitten? [Yeah that sounded... better?]

[catsong]

I'm not a kitten! I'm an adult ribika...

[He giggles again and then paws after Cloud's pants.]

[shrugs_a_lot]

Cat then... H-hey...

[He really is a cat huh? Now he's curious, excuse him but he's going to try to poke one of his ears.]

[catsong]

[He immediately pushes his head in Cloud's hand and purrs.]

[shrugs_a_lot]

[sdfgsfdsf... He won't push him away but... Is it purring?]

Oh brother... [Pets him awkwardly and takes the opportunity to take his ear gently between his thumb and index--holy chocobos, it is a real cat ear!]

[catsong]

[Yup, he's purring like an engine, rubbing against Cloud's hand with those furry ears wiggling a bit at the other man's touch.]

I feel so good~! ♥

[shrugs_a_lot]

[... Poor guy, pets him more... Also, it would probably be a good idea to take him off the floor. But first, he starts picking up the green plants, just to put them back into the bucket.]

[catsong]

[Konoe takes that opportunity to start wriggling around after his tail. Yes. There's a high catboy chasing his tail on the kitchen floor.

Hopefully he'll not remember this later.]

[shrugs_a_lot]

[There will be someone to remind him of that...

There, he's got all the catnip inside the bucket again. Now, what to do with this kid...]

[punk_cute]

Uh.

[ALkjdfsdf. What does he even do? Wait, what's that...]

Catnip? You seriously-- How much did you have? That probably ain't good for you if you have a lot of it!

(this post was too cute for me to pass up ;; SO BELATED if it's okay *A*)

[tending]

[ Not the nip! Having just arrived, she was taking the time to scour the lobby when she found the entrance to the kitchen and thus this rather adorable sight. Shiemi pauses near the fridge, not quite sure if she should make sure he is okay or..

Well, she is here and she can't just ignore this. So, Konoe, there is now a teen girl crouching next to you. ]

H-hello? Are you-- .. Ah? Cat ears?

[catsong]

[He caught his tail, and is now grooming with with his tongue.]

[catsong]

I had a looot~! It smells so good and it makes me feel amazing.

[He rolls over again and his tail twitches back and forth.]

I didn't know there was anything that could make me feel like this~ ♥