Third Song ★ Action

[catsong]

[Hello, Paradisa! This evening the Kitchen Theater^TM is showing a live documentary about drug abuse.

It is somewhat occupied by a cat-eared young man, lying on the floor in the most random of positions. He slides around a bit and giggles before rolling over, his cloak getting stuck here and there and even covering his face once. He alternates the giggling with some purring sounds and flexes back his spine to the point where his hands almost meets his feet... and then back again, his crooked tail swishing back and forth.

The reason is obvious, if you notice the empty bucket nearby, and the fact that the floor is covered in dried green plants. Someone (read: Faye) once told the ribika about catnip, and this poor Sanga is now high as a kite.]

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[shrugs_a_lot]

[Passing by the kitchen, which is, quite awesome, until he sees this guy on the floor.

... What the...

... Approaches a little.

... Nudges him with his foot.]

[catsong]

[He flicks an ear at that and looks up at Cloud with a dopey smile. Then he streeeetches out and... starts sliding himself over the floor.]

[shrugs_a_lot]

[What's with the ears... Crouches next to him, sliding a few inches everytime the other moves away, trying to determine how to handle this.]

...You okay?

[catsong]

This floor... is so comfortable!

[He rolls over again and then looks up on his hand, as if he's completely amazed by it.]

[shrugs_a_lot]

Yeah?

[Oh man, this guy... is stoned, isn't he?]

Do you remember your name?

[catsong]

It is! You should feel it, it's amazing...

[Totally stoned. Damn catnip.]

Huh? My name...? It's... it's... this floor is soooo nice....

[shrugs_a_lot]

I think I'll pass...

[In fact he should be leaving... But he cannot leave the cat guy like that, can he? Thinks about it for a moment... What was the worse that could happen? He should probably keep him some company, what if he hurt himself or something. If Aerith was there he probably wouldn't hear the end of how he abandoned someone that needed him.]

What are you? [He wasn't really expecting an answer after how the name question had worked.]

[catsong]

[Thankfully he's far away from the sharp things, such as knives, and he's not the hyper kind of cat when stoned on catnip. Just the rolly-wolly type. Konoe smiles a little.]

What am I? I'm a cat... Konoe! Yep.

[shrugs_a_lot]

A cat... [Just, repeating that statement. Shrugs a little, he needed to start trying to make sense out of this place. And he finally notices the huge bucket of catnip.]

You gotta be kidding me. [Mutters to himself.]

[punk_cute]

[The kitchen has become something of a destresser for Kanji. He doesn't have to make his own food, but it helps him feel closer to his mother.

He's used to other people hanging around so he almost ignores Konoe. Then he gets a closer look and swears.]

Shit-- You oka...y?

[Oh my god, kitty ears and a tail. Kanji is struck dumb by the sheer cuteness of that for a moment.]

[catsong]

I feel soooo good! Everything is nice and soft~!

[He rolls over and purrs happily.]

[punk_cute]

Uh.

[ALkjdfsdf. What does he even do? Wait, what's that...]

Catnip? You seriously-- How much did you have? That probably ain't good for you if you have a lot of it!

[catsong]

I had a looot~! It smells so good and it makes me feel amazing.

[He rolls over again and his tail twitches back and forth.]

I didn't know there was anything that could make me feel like this~ ♥

[punk_cute]

[Embarrassment losing to worry.]

Shit. You gotta be careful, man. Too much of a good thing can make you sick! Or however the hell that goes.

[Awkward.] At least you feel good, I guess?

[catsong]

Sick? Nobody told me that...

[He looks up at the ceiling and smiles a little.]

I never heard of this awesome herb before, but it's the best.

[punk_cute]

Too much of anything will make you sick.

[But he's curious in spite of himself.] What's it like?

[catsong]

Everything... is just so vivid and fluffy. I'm really, really happy and I just want to lie here and feel how amazing this floor is.

[He purrs, rubbing his head against the floor.]

(this post was too cute for me to pass up ;; SO BELATED if it's okay *A*)

[tending]

[ Not the nip! Having just arrived, she was taking the time to scour the lobby when she found the entrance to the kitchen and thus this rather adorable sight. Shiemi pauses near the fridge, not quite sure if she should make sure he is okay or..

Well, she is here and she can't just ignore this. So, Konoe, there is now a teen girl crouching next to you. ]

H-hello? Are you-- .. Ah? Cat ears?

(♥ yay)

[catsong]

[He gives her a big smile and purrs, rolling over again and raking his claws over the floor.]

This floor is so comfortable!

[tending]

But isn't it a little cold?

[ No way is she just going to leave him on the floor, but she isn't exactly moving to help him up just yet. Also.. did he just purr? She's never met someone with cat ears before! The residents of this castle really are something else. ]

If you're comfortable, then maybe it's okay..

[ It's when she steps back that her foot nudges the bucket, which she picks up and looks over. ]

This is.. catnip? [ And suddenly, his behavior makes sense! Catboy drunk on catnip. Something about it is a little cute, but she's still worried about leaving him here. ]

I watched so many cat videos to portray this okay XD

[catsong]

It's not cold... nope!

[He rubs against the floor and then flips over, trying to catch his tail.]

It's catnip! It's the best herb ever! I'm so glad that the lady told me about it~! ♥

pfft it is so precious omg. can i take him home..

[tending]

[ she finds what she deems to be a comfortable seat on the floor beside him, planning to wait with him until he slips out of his catnip-y stupor.

smalltalk, she can totally to this! ]

Um..! I-i've never met anyone with cat ears before..

hehe ♥

[catsong]

[He flips over again and rubs against the floor and the nip spread all over it, licking his it off the shell of his hands.]

I never met any Hu Mans before I arrived here, either. It's amazing!

[tending]

[ When he moves to eat the nip, she nearly stops him but it's too late. ] Ah! I wonder if you should be eating that..

I think so, too! My name is Shiemi, c-can I ask for your name?

I do good grammar >>;

[catsong]

But it's so gooood~

[He blinks at her with his orange eyes, and the catlike pupil blown wide wide with wonder.]

Shiemi... I'm Konoe~! Yep~!