1/008: This means war!

[wheatdos]

[Filtered to everyone but GLaDOS.]

[There is a bit of shuffling and tapping as Wheatley opens his journal.]

"Hello? Hello... can you hear me? Can anyone hear me? Okay... is this-is this- okay, okay... uh... [Ahem]...one, one moment. Just... just a moment please. I need to- [More shuffling sounds] Okay."

A-ATTENTION HUMANS....

and non-humans I suppose. Okay, okay attention ANYONE in this castle...

I AM HERE TO WARN... TO WARN YOU THAT THERE IS A VERY... VERY DANGEROUS WOMAN... IN THIS CASTLE.

at... at this moment! She uh...

SHE'S KILLED MANY PEOPLE BEFORE, and she SHOULD UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE, be... be trusted. Because she's insane. And will probably try to kill everyone here if you give her the chance. I would know. So DON'T TRUST HER if she tries to go, go recruiting you for... for sciency things. B-Because she's not doing anything for science. DON'T TRUST HER. Did... did I say that already. If you see her, IGNORE HER. Or, or actually you should probably just run. Yes. Running is a good option too.

So... bewaaare.

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[loves_osaka]

Can I get a description?

[wheatdos]

Wh-white hair mate. Short white hair. She's got these- these strands of brown in them, and these-oh! And these yellow eyes. Big yellow eyes. Glowing almost.

She's insane mate. She won't be hard to find. She loves science just as much as I do. Except with... with more crazy."

[loves_osaka]

Could I get a name on her? If she's a danger to th' lives of the residents, as a detective, I need t' know all I can.

[wheatdos]

[A pause.]

"A name... a name a name a name... She... doesn't have a name, mate.

Back in my world we always called her... 'her.'
It's all she ever went by."

[loves_osaka]

[ Siiigh ]

Well, I guess a description'll have t' do. Could ya give me a more detailed history on her then? So I know a little about what I'm up against?

[wheatdos]

"You'd- you'd go after her? Are-are you mad? Are you crazy, mate? You have to be-."

[He pauses.]

"Better yet-M-maybe we should meet in person."

[loves_osaka]

I'm a detective. It's my job t' chase after danger an' criminals t' protect the lives of innocents just as much as it is t' reveal the truth.

Ah, sure.. I don't have anythin' goin' got a place in mind?

[wheatdos]

"Place in mind? Oh- right. Uh yes. Um... the lobby mate. I- I can meet you in the lobby."

[He seemed nervous.Then again, with such an exclamation, it was normal for him to be nervous.]

[loves_osaka]

In such a public place? [ Because that always works well. ]

If yer given' me information on a chick yer scared of why don' ya come by my room? 1801 Stasis Tower.

[deterrence]

[sounds oddly like you on a certain level, she thinks]

I'll keep that in mind. [and also consider if known threats will be alerted to the presence of someone who might help them out]

[wheatdos]

"Ri-right. That was of course, my next alternative. I'll- I'll be there in a bit."

[He laughs nervously.]

"Um, W-what did you say your name was mate?"

[secondchances]

That's kinda vague...

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[encryptedlock]

[He already knows - is probably one of the only people who knows, actually, but York has to mention an important detail.]

And this woman is...?

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[wizard_redfive]

[Not sure if serious or just trolling]

And her name is...?

[cheerupemoborg]

Does this person have a name?

[exanimatus]

Does she have a habit of trying to kill everyone, or is that just conjecture at this point?

[broketheworld]

Do all murderers have to wear warning signs?

[wheatdos]

"That's the catch mate. She comes from my universe, and she-she doesn't have a name. Everyone back where I come from, we always called her... 'her'.

Funny thing really. We didn't actually really need names 'till we got here."

[wheatdos]

"It'd be more convenient if you asked me, mate."

[wheatdos]

"Oh it's a habit. Ohhhh yes. Oh-or should I say, at this point it's more than just a habit. It's a way of life."

[wheatdos]

"You can't possibly be as calm as you're-as you're letting on."

[wheatdos]

"Specifications. Right. Specifications, of-of course. How-how do you humans specify to identify those of your own kind? Eh? Give me something."

[wheatdos]

"Are-are you looking for a name mate? If you're looking for a name, I-I unfortunately I can't help you. Back in my world, when-well, before it fell apart, she only went as 'her'. She had no name. Th-then again, I guess they don't name insane monstrous psychopaths."

[wheatdos]

"A name. Right... uuuuuuuunfortunately I can't give you a name, love. You-you see, I come from a world, or- or should I say a lab, where we don't have names. She's back from my world and everyone- and everyone there, we always referred to her as... 'her'.

I guess it was for practicality purposes, but it could be just because someone that insane doesn't deserve a name."

[encryptedlock]

[Uh-huh.]

So. How are we supposed to tell this psychopath apart from all the other women in the castle?