[Dictated]

[webbing]

You know what would be awesome? Going a full week without ripping my costume. Considering I can't sew with leaving huge clumps of threads in it, and stabbing my finger every five seconds it would be like a dream come true. And oh sure, I could just wish up a new version of the suit, but where's the fun in doing things the easy way? I've never done anything to make life easier for myself, why start now?

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[dictated]

[thehistorian]

Not that I'm aware of.

[dictated]

[webbing]

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get there soon enough.

[dictated]

[thehistorian]

Really, I'd rather not.

[dictated]

[webbing]

And here I thought that was every young boy's dream.

[dictated]

[thehistorian]

My childhood dream was to become a professor. [a beat.] I achieved it, actually, so I consider that a job well done.

[dictated]

[webbing]

Bravissimo. You've done better than most of us then.

[dictated]

[thehistorian]

It can be my one hold to glory, then.

[dictated]

[webbing]

Considering the amount of respect professors tend to get, that might be it too.

[dictated]

[thehistorian]

Oh, are professors respected where you're from? I think I'd rather like to go there.

[dictated]

[webbing]

I respect them. Does that count?

[dictated]

[thehistorian]

It counts enough. You might be one of the few.

[dictated]

[webbing]

Not a lot of respect where you're from, huh?

[dictated]

[thehistorian]

Not terribly much, no.

[dictated]

[webbing]

Thus is the hard life of the educator.