101.3 - they see me trollin', they hatin'

[hard_talker]

Not much goin' on these days, folks, so I'll keep it short and sweet. Two new arrivals this week: Clint and Echidna. And if anyone feels like answering the oldest elementary school essay question ever, you can find it over on page (bluh). Now if you'll excuse me, I heard they came out with at least five new Final Tales of the Dragon games since my time, so I'm gonna get right to that. This place is reading like a Bieber song.

[Filtered To People WITHOUT Children For The Week]

So that's my plan. What're you all doing till this bullshit blows over and everyone starts cryin' about it? I'll be in the game room if anyone wants to come hang out.


[Filtered To People WITH Children For The Week]

[your resident DJ has rounded up every single volume of Kidz Bop in existance. considering the castle can find music from the "future", there are about 56 volumes. he sets them up to play, continuously, over this filter, and then goes off to mind his own business and play his video games. have fuuuuuuuun.]

((OOC: Also worth noting OOCly for anyone who missed it is Hank's Eschaton Society meeting for the bad guys! There's also a log, linked at the bottom of the post.))

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[hard_talker]

[he just ... stares at that word when it shows up on the page. possesses. SO MANY S'S. it's mesmerizing. The English Language Is Weird. ... okay, moment over]

I do, but -- oh! That's not me playing, it's the music from the game. You wanna come up and see? This is the kind of game where if you sit and watch other people play, it's kinda like watching a movie.

[he's put in the 10th. for the record. if anyone cares]

[mal_addict]

[He should be glad he's never heard an Igor try to say it. It takes Igorina a week to get through that word]

Oh...one of those video game [she says 'video game' very slowly, the way a foreigner would try to say 'lavatory', carefully in case saying it wrong resulted in being sent to a laboratory instead] things?

...Sure, why not. It'll kill some time and we can drown out the baby talk.

[hard_talker]

[but it would be amusing. in a sad sort of way.]

Arright, come on up. I'll wish you up some iced coffee to go with my stash of Pepsis.

[and sure enough, by the time she gets up to the game room, he'll have a big pitcher of it on a TV table with glasses. no mocha, no flavors, just coffee. he hasn't even started the game yet, so she won't miss anything]

[mal_addict]

[This is why she likes you best, Mark. She'll just sit beside him and pour herself a glass]

So. What's this one about?

[hard_talker]

Not quite sure, hasn't really gotten far yet. All I've got so far is that the kid in the weird pants with the spiky hair is a famous athlete, and the sport has something to do with being underwater.

I haven't even gotten to push buttons yet. That's how early you are.

[mal_addict]

...Isn't the whole point to push buttons or have I missed something?