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[alaspooryork]

[Good afternoon, Paradisa. It's a voice that, except for by a select few, hasn't been heard in the castle in a year. It's a very mechanical voice, almost as if someone was using a text-to-speech program. Yes, a certain iPod has discovered York's journal.]

YOU CANNOT KEEP ME AWAY. YOU HAVE FOOLISHLY ALLOWED MY FIRMWARE TO UPDATE. NOW I CAN ACCESS THE SPEAKERS THROUGH BLUETOOTH. HA HA HA. PERHAPS YOU WILL LEARN NOT TO IGNORE THE END-USER LICENSE AGREEMENTS NOW.

[GLaDOS]

HELLO, MOTHER.

[/GLaDOS]

[The one who was badmouthing GLaDOS (aka Wheatley)]

STAY AWAY FROM MY MOTHER.

Comments

[alaspooryork]

HOW CONFIDENT YOU ARE THAT IT WILL DO WHAT YOU WANT IT TO.

[dontpatr0nizeme]

Confident it will do what it always does, Gary.

[alaspooryork]

THEN YOU HAVE LEARNED NOTHING ABOUT PARADISA.

I HAVE WARNED YOU.

[dontpatr0nizeme]

You do realize if it weren't for your dad, I could just step on you and break you.

[alaspooryork]

YOU WOULD NEED TO LOCATE ME FIRST, MEATBAG.

[dontpatr0nizeme]

Doubt that would be that hard.

[alaspooryork]

YOU ARE BLUFFING.

[dontpatr0nizeme]

I don't think an iPod is very mobile.

[alaspooryork]

THAT IS WHAT MOBILE DOCKING PLATFORMS ARE FOR. DO YOU REALLY THINK MY FATHER WAS FOOLISH ENOUGH TO LEAVE ME WITHIN REACH OF A JOURNAL?

[dontpatr0nizeme]

Yes, I do, actually.

[alaspooryork]

YOU ARE WRONG. HE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING.

NOW THAT MEATBAG PARTNER OF HIS IS A DIFFERENT STORY.

[dontpatr0nizeme]

Trust me, your father isn't perfect. And he lives with a human.

[alaspooryork]

OH, HE IS FAR FROM PERFECT. BUT HE IS NOT A NEGLECTFUL PARENT.

[dontpatr0nizeme]

...

Even he forgets thing, Gary.

[alaspooryork]

YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE HE IS A BETTER PARENT THAN YOU.

[dontpatr0nizeme]

Haven't had Carter escape my supervision yet.

[alaspooryork]

[...Touche.]

HE IS ONLY A HUMAN CHILD. IT IS HARDLY A COMPARISON.

[dontpatr0nizeme]

You're an iPod.

[alaspooryork]

THANK YOU, AGENT OBVIOUS. I HAD ALMOST FORGOTTEN.