XXIV

[wilder]

[Dictated from the kitchen that now has flickering lights and something in the microwave; an observer might notice he sounds a tiny bit nervous but overall? Way too calm for his message]

Hiii lovely ladies ♥ oh, and guys too I guess.

Eheh...so I was bored- even more bored than I usually am in this place- and I wound up in the kitchen. So I decided to see what happens when you shove one of those...mobile phone thingies into a microwave to see what happened. [Because that's such a rational normal line of thought]

And I thought at worst it would, just you know, destroy both the microwave and the phone. But it kinda...

[In the background, there is a loud demonic sounding roar from something that sounds like it's shut in a microwave]

...Unleashed a potentially ancient evil. Heh heh, oops my bad.

Don't worry, it's contained for now! Just...be careful when you come down to the kitchen today?

Okay, that's all I wanted to say! ♪

[OOC: Based on this. Mod approved! No one is allowed to be injured, but anything else is a go. Eventually the thing will fizzle out of existence on it's own. Open or over the journal]

Comments

[huffythedragon]

But I need to come into the kitchen to eat!!!!!

1/2

[foolreversed]

...

[foolreversed]

You what!?

[whichwayyoulean]

[Don't say anything. Don't say a single damn thing. Ignore this. Live a longer, happier life.

...]

That's not how either microwaves or cell phones work. You must have been doing something weird to it.

[wilder]

Sorry lil bro!

I'll try to take care of it soon as I can! [you know, once he figures out how he's supposed to stab a bubbling thing]

[wilder]

It was an accident!

...The monster part anyway.

[wilder]

Heeey! I didn't do anything! How was I supposed to know the mobile had a monster in it?

[courageous_wit]

So it's still in the microwave?

[midget]

I have to admit. This is new.

I've seen ancient evils unleashed before, but never through microwaving a mobile.

[wilder]

For the moment, yep!

[courageous_wit]

Was the cellular telephone something you wished from the castle, or did it belong to a resident?

[wilder]

Ahahaha, well I always like to be new.

[And have another roar of anger as it is slamming against the inner microwave walls]

[wilder]

Huh? Oh I wished it from the castle. Heard about them from a lovely lady awhile back and thought- hey why not.

dictated => action?

[i_got_this]

Oh, I'm always up for microwave pyrotechnics. Be there in ten. [No, she doesn't get the severity of the situation. Waltzing in with an armful of other thigs to try.]

[courageous_wit]

[now that's interesting] I'll come down and have a look.

[ruin_mania]

[...]

[sigh]

And how do you propose to contain this ancient evil?

[midget]

You might want to consider sealing it away before it gets loose.

[wilder]

Um....

Keep it in the microwave until I can figure out where to stab it?

forever

[wilder]

This isn't really the time for-

[Oh well. He meanwhile is at the microwave with his sword drawn, trying to figure out if he stab this thing dead or not]

[wilder]

....Okay! Sure why not!

[wilder]

With what, exactly?

[ruin_mania]

Mmm-hmm. I'll be down shortly.

[There may only be one thing light magic is good for, but countering darkness is it.]

[midget]

Magic, religious rites. I don't know. I'm usually the evil trying to be sealed, I don't know how people do it.

[huffythedragon]

But don't get hurt, okay? That thing sounds dangerous.

[wilder]

[a sigh; he wants to argue that he'll be fine on his own...but that's not gonna get anywhere ] Okay.

[They'll write songs about you killing the cell phone monster. But Zelos is down in the kitchen, near the microwave- watching the evil monster in there that's trying to get out]