XXIV

[wilder]

[Dictated from the kitchen that now has flickering lights and something in the microwave; an observer might notice he sounds a tiny bit nervous but overall? Way too calm for his message]

Hiii lovely ladies ♥ oh, and guys too I guess.

Eheh...so I was bored- even more bored than I usually am in this place- and I wound up in the kitchen. So I decided to see what happens when you shove one of those...mobile phone thingies into a microwave to see what happened. [Because that's such a rational normal line of thought]

And I thought at worst it would, just you know, destroy both the microwave and the phone. But it kinda...

[In the background, there is a loud demonic sounding roar from something that sounds like it's shut in a microwave]

...Unleashed a potentially ancient evil. Heh heh, oops my bad.

Don't worry, it's contained for now! Just...be careful when you come down to the kitchen today?

Okay, that's all I wanted to say! ♪

[OOC: Based on this. Mod approved! No one is allowed to be injured, but anything else is a go. Eventually the thing will fizzle out of existence on it's own. Open or over the journal]

Comments

[huffythedragon]

But I need to come into the kitchen to eat!!!!!

[wilder]

Sorry lil bro!

I'll try to take care of it soon as I can! [you know, once he figures out how he's supposed to stab a bubbling thing]

1/2

[foolreversed]

...

[foolreversed]

You what!?

[whichwayyoulean]

[Don't say anything. Don't say a single damn thing. Ignore this. Live a longer, happier life.

...]

That's not how either microwaves or cell phones work. You must have been doing something weird to it.

[wilder]

Heeey! I didn't do anything! How was I supposed to know the mobile had a monster in it?

[courageous_wit]

So it's still in the microwave?

[wilder]

For the moment, yep!

[midget]

I have to admit. This is new.

I've seen ancient evils unleashed before, but never through microwaving a mobile.

[wilder]

Ahahaha, well I always like to be new.

[And have another roar of anger as it is slamming against the inner microwave walls]

dictated => action?

[i_got_this]

Oh, I'm always up for microwave pyrotechnics. Be there in ten. [No, she doesn't get the severity of the situation. Waltzing in with an armful of other thigs to try.]

forever

[wilder]

This isn't really the time for-

[Oh well. He meanwhile is at the microwave with his sword drawn, trying to figure out if he stab this thing dead or not]

[ruin_mania]

[...]

[sigh]

And how do you propose to contain this ancient evil?

[wilder]

Um....

Keep it in the microwave until I can figure out where to stab it?

[shipper_on_deck]

[wandering right into the kitchen and staring at the thing in the microwave]

And I thought you were joking. [she looks fascinated. Ancient evils are kinda cool.]

[wilder]

Ahahaha Nope! Not this time!

[He gives a nod to her before looking back at the monster that's currently trying to bang it's head against the plexi-glass to get out]

[heal_theworld]

...You...microwaved a cell phone and unleashed an evil demon. [That's not a question, Zelos. Granny Martel is not amused.]

[wilder]

I didn't know it would do that okay!

[siebter]

An ancient evil? Um...can I help?

[wilder]

Probably ancient, anyway!

Uh- how?

[cloakand_danger]

That doesn't-

[He makes an exasperated noise.] This castle.

Contained how?

[wilder]

I didn't know it would happen!

Welllll, right now it seems to be stuck in the microwave.

AHAHA SHIT THAT VIDEO IS TERRIFYING THE ROAR GMFDSNGSDFG

[gentleidealist]

Wha--

[Lloyd can hear the noises in the background.]

Seriously?!

HAHAH IKR? YOU CAN THANK PI FOR THIS. ALL OFTHIS

[wilder]

Ahahaha, yep seriously.

[Also have some pounding sound as it's trying to break out of the microwave]

[hard_talker]

[sounding FREAKED AS SHIT]

DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK?!

[wilder]

So...this isn't normal for tech in your world. Got it.

[impetuous]

[ Safe and sound away from the castle...

Amused: ] You idiot.

[wilder]

Whaat? How was I supposed to know this'd happen!

[shrugs_a_lot]

[Guess who is not reading the journal and had a crave for microwave popcorn...

Also, he's behind you, holding a little package of popcorn and kind of covering his nose because that thing sting.]

... What the hell did you cook?

[Who knows, people from many world have different tastes... but man that's disgusting.]

[wilder]

[Without missing a beat as he's still trying to figure out just how to stab this thing and all]

A mobile phone.

dictated

[psych0p0mps]

what

dictated

[wilder]

What what?