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[bolder]

[Writt-- lol no. Dictated. Always.]

It's pretty quiet tonight, so you guys get to hear me talk about my findings over the past few weeks.

We've got all kinds of weird stuff from different worlds here, right? Movies, which are basically adults pretending they're still teenagers from what I can gather, TV shows, sorta the same thing... If this is entertainment in most worlds, I feel sorry for you guys. This "high school drama" stuff that's popular seems like a major snooze fest to me. Count me out. Besides, it loses the appeal when you can't see what's going on.

[A 'hummm']

What else is there? Recorded music's pretty sweet. I really like the stuff with all the loud banging and yelling where you can't tell what's being said. Someone tell me what that's called. I want more of it. Most of it's actually neat, but I'm beginning to wonder what stuff means. "Fo' shizzle?" Is that a pastry? Now I'm hungry.

Oh! That reminds me. If I ever meet the guy who invented te blender, remind me to hug him. Best idea ever. Really! Mashing up bits of stuff into a gooey liquid that's totally unrecognizable? Genius!

So... anyone up for one of those smoothie things?

[She's in the kitchen now, attempting to find the blender. Dear lord someone help.]

[OOC: i... dek. Open.]

Comments

dictated;

[waterbends]

-- who let you use the kitchen?

[ Playing.

MOSTLY. ]

dictated;

[bolder]

Well, you didn't try to stop me.

[persequor]

[ In the kitchen, Arya glances over, eyebrow raised. ]

That's what people eat in some of these worlds?

omg best face

[bolder]

[Toph doesn't turn to look for the voice or anything, she just responds.]

Heck yeah they do!

dictated

[amiable]

Fo' shizzle? [ That doesn't sound like any pastry she's ever heard of. ]

Ah, there's a game room here, too. That one's really popular.

She makes the very best faces

[persequor]

[ That explains so much about these people. ]

That sounds repulsive.

so i see!

[bolder]

Repulsively awesome. Oranges with cheese and tomato. Think about it!

dictated

[bolder]

Do you have to know how to read for that? Because I can't do that. [Pause] Or see.

[persequor]

[ She is. It still doesn't sound all that appetizing. At least not turned into mush. ]

Is that what you're making?

dictated 1/2

[amiable]

It depends if the game has a lot of talking or not! Nowadays they have voice acting, so you just listen really... but they still have tutorials you need to read to know how to use the controls.

dictated

[amiable]

[ Awkward silence. ]

... Eh? Did she say can't see?

[bolder]

Nope. Just some fruit concoction. [She will be if she ever figures this crap out.]

dictated

[bolder]

Yes, she did. She hears perfectly well, though.

dictated

[amiable]

[ Excuse her as she chokes on her own words for a moment. ]

O-Oh?! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to assume...

[persequor]

[ Arya walks over and picks up a stray fruit. ]

I've never seen fruits like this. What is it?

[bolder]

No idea. I've never seen fruits at all.

[Reaching for something.]

dictated

[bolder]

Assume what?

[persequor]

[ Arya blinks at Toph. Oh right. Blind. She hands Toph the fruit she grabbed. ]

Have you always been blind?

[bolder]

Yup.

[Toph takes the fruit and bites into it without hesitating.]

[persequor]

[ Arya doesn't even blink at that. ]

So you've never seen anything?

[bolder]

That's pretty much what always being blind means. I don't really need to see, though.

[persequor]

Mm. [ She lifts a shoulder in a half-shrug. Not that Toph can see. ] Well? Do you know what it is?

[bolder]

[She takes another bite before answering with her mouth full.]

S'good.

Dictated forever

[whichwayyoulean]

...Fo' shizzel. I'm pretty sure that's not a pastry. Sounds like it could be a cleaning product. [In his best telemarketer voice] 'Gets out grease and limescale, in a shizzle!'

[persequor]

[ Eye roll. ]

Yes, but do you know it's name?