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[bolder]

[Writt-- lol no. Dictated. Always.]

It's pretty quiet tonight, so you guys get to hear me talk about my findings over the past few weeks.

We've got all kinds of weird stuff from different worlds here, right? Movies, which are basically adults pretending they're still teenagers from what I can gather, TV shows, sorta the same thing... If this is entertainment in most worlds, I feel sorry for you guys. This "high school drama" stuff that's popular seems like a major snooze fest to me. Count me out. Besides, it loses the appeal when you can't see what's going on.

[A 'hummm']

What else is there? Recorded music's pretty sweet. I really like the stuff with all the loud banging and yelling where you can't tell what's being said. Someone tell me what that's called. I want more of it. Most of it's actually neat, but I'm beginning to wonder what stuff means. "Fo' shizzle?" Is that a pastry? Now I'm hungry.

Oh! That reminds me. If I ever meet the guy who invented te blender, remind me to hug him. Best idea ever. Really! Mashing up bits of stuff into a gooey liquid that's totally unrecognizable? Genius!

So... anyone up for one of those smoothie things?

[She's in the kitchen now, attempting to find the blender. Dear lord someone help.]

[OOC: i... dek. Open.]

Comments

dictated;

[waterbends]

-- who let you use the kitchen?

[ Playing.

MOSTLY. ]

dictated;

[bolder]

Well, you didn't try to stop me.

dictated;

[waterbends]

Lesson learned. How big of a mess did you make?

[persequor]

[ In the kitchen, Arya glances over, eyebrow raised. ]

That's what people eat in some of these worlds?

omg best face

[bolder]

[Toph doesn't turn to look for the voice or anything, she just responds.]

Heck yeah they do!

She makes the very best faces

[persequor]

[ That explains so much about these people. ]

That sounds repulsive.

dictated

[amiable]

Fo' shizzle? [ That doesn't sound like any pastry she's ever heard of. ]

Ah, there's a game room here, too. That one's really popular.

dictated

[bolder]

Do you have to know how to read for that? Because I can't do that. [Pause] Or see.

dictated 1/2

[amiable]

It depends if the game has a lot of talking or not! Nowadays they have voice acting, so you just listen really... but they still have tutorials you need to read to know how to use the controls.

dictated

[amiable]

[ Awkward silence. ]

... Eh? Did she say can't see?

Dictated forever

[whichwayyoulean]

...Fo' shizzel. I'm pretty sure that's not a pastry. Sounds like it could be a cleaning product. [In his best telemarketer voice] 'Gets out grease and limescale, in a shizzle!'

[bolder]

Never need to worry about that grizzle when you've got great old Fo' Shizzle!

[whichwayyoulean]

Can also be used for curtains, sheets and carpets. Notrecommendedforuseonlivingthingsingestingthisproductwillcausehorribleagoisingpainnorefundsorexhanges

dictated

[midget]

.....

"Fo' shizzle?"

dictated

[bolder]

I heard it in a song.

[ruined_jaw]

Loud banging and yelling? Sounds a bit like rock n' roll, or heavy metal maybe. I could probably oblige you for more though, I'm a musician myself.

[And he cringes a bit, since he actually knows what "fo' shizzle" actually means.]

As for "fo' shizzle", it's sort of a...special kinda language used by a rhyming musician called Spy Beagle. It means "for sure".

[bolder]

It means for sure? Why can't he just say that, then?

Dictated

[hard_talker]

SWEET, someone who actually likes the loud stuff. Depending on which version you're talking about, it's either punk, metal, or rap. "Fo' shizzle" is rap slang for "No shit", which is slang for "really".

[you're lucky he's been explaining this stuff to Ino for over a year]

Dictated

[bolder]

Interesting... Tell me more about this metal. [Hur hur]

[heliotroping]

Umm... What... are you putting in those smoothies?

[bolder]

Heck if I know.

[saccharosium]

Blenders are pretty awesome. Food processors are better.

[bolder]

[Stocking what have you done...]

Food processors?

[honorinflames]

[he was heading in to get something to eat, but... just going to stop in the doorway and watch for a minute.


...Why does it seem like something bad is going to happen at any moment]

[bolder]

[Oh, she recognizes Zuko's form easily. He gets pointed at as she's going to the fridge.]

C'mere. Help me carry some stuff.