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[iamdamnloyal]

So, I don't think I'm over-reacting. Fred and I had plans and she's never late, and I checked the offices and her lab and the bathroom, plus Caritas and she slept here last night so I know she's not with Wes.

She's just... not here.

Has anyone seen Fred? She's a skinny, brunette that needs some serious time with a round brush and dryer in the morning. I mean, she could get some nice soft waves and it'd really accentuate those amazing eyes she has. Plus, then she can wear this cute lilac dress I found for her? She'd be totally cute. I even found her these strappy sandals that are adorable and she can get her toenails painted. We can even put little lilac flowers on them! That would be perfect for... this weather...

[Wait. What was she talking about?]

Wait a minute... OH! Right! Fred's missing!!

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[midhitgrope]

... Fred's missing?

[Fuck.]

Ain't there nothin' suspicious? How 'bout her nameplate? Someone else said someone's went missin' and their nameplate was backwards.

[iamdamnloyal]

Let me check....

[There is no hold music, but Harmony is humming to herself while she looks.]

Uh... okay, it's a crazy looking font.

[midhitgrope]

You got a mirror? Does it look backwards?

[iamdamnloyal]

Oh! Uh... wait, all of my mirrors are attached to walls. [Vampire.]

[midhitgrope]

Wait, you're a chick, ain't ya? Don't have like a vanity mirror or somethin'?

[iamdamnloyal]

A chick? [Excuse you?]

I'm female, yes, but that doesn't mean I have to have portable mirrors.

[midhitgrope]

Well, I'm sorry for assumin' shit. [He was only trying to help. Jeez.]

[ectobabble]

.... Missing?!

Oh, no. Her -- her nameplate's still on her door, right?

[iamdamnloyal]

Yes! I just checked for someone else and I guess it's backwards? It looked like a weird font, but I checked with a mirror and it's backwards.

[ectobabble]

Backwards? I'll be right there. Sounds like something I should try and get a PKE valence on.

[iamdamnloyal]

Okay. I'll wait in the hallway.

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[likethetragedy]

[She is giving the stare of judgement at that ramble.] She's not with me either. I'll let you know if I find her.

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[iamdamnloyal]

Thanks, Elektra.

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[likethetragedy]

Sure.

[demonologist]

[Wes is doing his best not to panic, but after having to deal with losing Patricia all over again, this is a harsh blow.]

She's definitely not here. When did you notice she was gone? There are a few other places I could look.

[The barn she sometimes retreated to, and the hot springs.]

There's also the roof, the library, the kitchen...

[But Harmony's right, if Fred made plans with her, she wouldn't just not show up, nor be uncontactable. He's dreading the answer to whether her nameplate's still there or not, but others have already asked the question.]

[iamdamnloyal]

Someone said that her having her nameplate thingie backwards was like a few others. I don't know what it means though.

[demonologist]

That sounds very odd. At least it's not gone, though.

[iamdamnloyal]

No, it's not totally gone. I mean, I would've been a lot sadder then.

[spongetastic]

Fred, too?

[iamdamnloyal]

I think so.