LUNAR FESTIVAL | DAY ONE | ELDERS & FEAST

[paradisamods]

[Another day in Paradisa. One decorated in lights of all sorts-- lights and lanterns gracing each building in a warming array of colors and brightness. It seems to be something rather festive, a delightful change in the scenery of the castle.

In the courtyard, two bright lights can be seen stretching high into the sky, shining even in spite of the broad daylight.

What could be under these lights, one may wonder, as they catch the eye of any onlooker... in which there seems to be two figures beneath them.

Now, do you find interest in them, the increased number of fireworks within one's reach, or the feast that seesm to begin to pique within the lavishly decorated dining room?

And what is with these red envelopes?]

<sub>[ LUNAR FESTIVAL EVENTS: OOC POST | ELDER: AMI FEY | ELDER: TAKEZO KENSEI | SUNDOWN FEAST*

* As the Warcraft event is based loosely off of Chinese New Year, feel free to reference such foods if your character is familiar with those delicacies!

OPEN TO ALL! MINGLE MINGLE MINGLE! GET THAT CR!]</sub>

Comments

[ex_avenged224]

[Oh jeez, now she's getting a little irritated by the rudeness!! You are a child, sir, show her some respect. She opens her mouth to say as such, but then he says the word "troll" and her eyes narrow instead.]

A troll? You do not look like one.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Wwhat the fuck, a' course I do. I'm--,..oh, wwait. No.

I'm not one a' your stupid nonsensical mythical troll bullshit monsters that lurks under suspended pathwways an' does wwhatevver the fuck they do, eat wwigglers or wwhatevver.

Wwe're a highly feared alien race. Nothin' like wwhat you're thinkin'.

[oh dear is his cultural pride showing]

[ex_avenged224]

"Suspended pathways." [what even ...]

No. The trolls I am familiar with are a barbaric race of cannibals and headhunters who mutilate their dead and pay homage to their dark gods with blood.

You are certain you're not anything like "what I was thinkin'"? [Eyes narrowing further ...]

[caligulas_aquarium]

There're so many things wwrong wwith that description I don't evven knoww wwhere to begin.

Firstly no, wwe don't consume each other that is disgustin'. Wwhat the fuck?

Secondly, wwe're highly civvilized an' advvanced, barbaric is the vvery fuckin' opposite a' howw you could describe the troll race.

Thirdly, wwe don't mutilate our dead. In fact wwe don't do anythin' about them, wwe just leavve the bodies wwhere they drop an' let them decompose.

And lastly, gods aren't real. From wwhat you'vve told me your vversion a' trolls are the biggest group a fuckin' retards I havve evver heard of.

[ex_avenged224]

[Welp, she's barely paying attention to him now. Yeesh this fella likes to hear himself talk, doesn't he?]

My description isn't wrong, I assure you; obviously you aren't from Azeroth. You haven't got tusks. [vague gesture ...]

[caligulas_aquarium]

...wwell if you kneww that wwhy the fuck did you ask?

Twwice?

[Scowling a little deeper now.]

[ex_avenged224]

[Eyeroll ...] I was ensuring you weren't similar to the trolls from Azeroth. Elves here share similarities, you see, even if we are from different worlds.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Right.

Wwell I don't plan on eatin' your corpse anytime soon or killin' anyone in the name a fakey fake bullshit deities.

So I think wwe're gonna be okay.

[ex_avenged224]

[suspicious ... squinting ...]

As you say.

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Squinting back.

Reallllllllly hard.

Then he's gonna take a bite out of a chicken wing.

What now?]

[ex_avenged224]

[STILL SQUINTING.

And then she pops a dumpling in her mouth and slowly chews it. Still squinting.

This is silly.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

...howw long do you plan on keepin' this up?

[ex_avenged224]

What, eating? [chew chew chew, swallow]

I wasn't aware this was offensive to you.

[caligulas_aquarium]

I mean the STARIN' wwoman.

[Scowl scowl scowl]

[ex_avenged224]

What is your name?

[check that sly subject change]

[caligulas_aquarium]

...Eridan.

[HE FINDS THAT AWFULLY SUSPICIOUS...

then again he finds everything suspicious]

[ex_avenged224]

[SHE FINDS YOUR SUSPICION SUSPICIOUS, TAKE THAT!!]

Hmmmm.

[A thoughtful pause, replete with more squinting, and then she shrugs.]

Not a troll name at all. I believe you now.

[You've passed the test! Or something ... Alleria is half-crazy, I am sorry ...]