First Crazy Thought [Audio]

[not_like_the_rest]

So, this isn't the Arena and I'm sure I didn't get hit hard enough to make something like this up. Though it could be morphling...

[There is a pause while Johanna does a few tests.]

NOPE! Don't think it's that. So, who on here wants to tell me what’s happening? I get that I’m in a castle thing for some odd reason, and someone dropped this device on me, but that’s it.

Oh, and there are some strange things walking around here too. [Laughs.] Not like I’m normal, but a talking horse? That's not even something I'd make up on drugs.

But hey, if any of you things want to talk to me, I’m all ears. Just don’t be annoying. I don’t need to hear your life story to get the idea of what’s going on here.

Oh, and I’m Johanna Mason. Anyone out there familiar?

Comments

dictated

[prettyknives]

[oh another victor. Interesting] I'm familiar with you, Johanna Mason. Yours was a famous strategy.

Dictated

[i_got_this]

Holy shit, I didn't think new meat could get any more annoying.

Welcome to castle Wonderfuck, Johanna. I'm Agent South Dakota. [Her tone is all snark.]

Dictated forever

[wastheexample]

[Well, well. Will wonders never cease]

Fantastic sense of timing, as always, Johanna.

perma-dictated

[not_like_the_rest]

Huh, so who are you?

Perma-Dictated

[not_like_the_rest]

Charming. [back at you.]


What does a castle want with me?

probably

[prettyknives]

I'm Clove, the female tribute from district two.

[not_like_the_rest]

[NO THEY NEVER WILL.]

Haymitch? What did I get dumped into this time?

Until she finds and slaps you

[not_like_the_rest]

Clove... Which game? I may have to see you to remember.

good luck with that

[prettyknives]

Seventy-fourth, of course.

Ditto!

[i_got_this]

What does it want with anyone? I don't think that's been figured out yet.

What could it want with you?

dont need it since have mad skills

[not_like_the_rest]

Nope, still not ringing a bell. Maybe if you come and show me around. (Is being very nice!)

[not_like_the_rest]

Maybe it likes collecting cute girls.

[prettyknives]

Sorry, but I can't right now.

[not_like_the_rest]

How can you be helpful then?

[i_got_this]

Yeah, see, if it were just you and me I'd agree, but I've seen plenty of things here that are neither girls or cute. So try again.

[prettyknives]

I didn't think you would need help.

[not_like_the_rest]

Yeah, I got that with the horse thing.

Just got here, no way to guess. So are you going to fill me in on more or just be sarcastic.

[not_like_the_rest]

Then you're just being obnoxious.

[prettyknives]

If you want to find your way around, you should just ask for a map.

[not_like_the_rest]

Give me the map or stop talking. [JUST ANNOYED NOW]

[prettyknives]

Cair Paradisa, deliver a map of your grounds and the surrounding city to Johanna Mason.

[and one should arrive. It may come by ghost or just pop out of the air. Whichever the castle feels like doing]

[i_got_this]

Just wait until you meet the dragon.

I don't know, the sarcasm thing is kind of fun. I could totally keep it up for a bit.

[not_like_the_rest]

[Well color Johanna freaked out, she's just ultra serious right now though.]

What. Was. That.

[not_like_the_rest]

Don't need it. Give it to the dragon.

[prettyknives]

The castle gives you things if you ask for them out loud. It's sort of like gifts from your sponsor, except you don't have to do anything for them.