First Crazy Thought [Audio]

[not_like_the_rest]

So, this isn't the Arena and I'm sure I didn't get hit hard enough to make something like this up. Though it could be morphling...

[There is a pause while Johanna does a few tests.]

NOPE! Don't think it's that. So, who on here wants to tell me what’s happening? I get that I’m in a castle thing for some odd reason, and someone dropped this device on me, but that’s it.

Oh, and there are some strange things walking around here too. [Laughs.] Not like I’m normal, but a talking horse? That's not even something I'd make up on drugs.

But hey, if any of you things want to talk to me, I’m all ears. Just don’t be annoying. I don’t need to hear your life story to get the idea of what’s going on here.

Oh, and I’m Johanna Mason. Anyone out there familiar?

Comments

dictated

[prettyknives]

[oh another victor. Interesting] I'm familiar with you, Johanna Mason. Yours was a famous strategy.

perma-dictated

[not_like_the_rest]

Huh, so who are you?

probably

[prettyknives]

I'm Clove, the female tribute from district two.

Until she finds and slaps you

[not_like_the_rest]

Clove... Which game? I may have to see you to remember.

Dictated

[i_got_this]

Holy shit, I didn't think new meat could get any more annoying.

Welcome to castle Wonderfuck, Johanna. I'm Agent South Dakota. [Her tone is all snark.]

Perma-Dictated

[not_like_the_rest]

Charming. [back at you.]


What does a castle want with me?

Ditto!

[i_got_this]

What does it want with anyone? I don't think that's been figured out yet.

What could it want with you?

[not_like_the_rest]

Maybe it likes collecting cute girls.

Dictated forever

[wastheexample]

[Well, well. Will wonders never cease]

Fantastic sense of timing, as always, Johanna.

[not_like_the_rest]

[NO THEY NEVER WILL.]

Haymitch? What did I get dumped into this time?

[wastheexample]

Congratulations, you've been selected to live in the magical castle wonderfuck.

You must be so proud.

[not_like_the_rest]

[FACE. PALM.]

Oh yeah, I'm tearing up as we speak.

Is the Capital behind it? Is this what we get for exploding the arena?

dictated

[accidentalrebellion]

[This has to be a joke, right? Has to be. The last time she saw Johanna Mason, well. She still has the scars to show for it.

... But this place, clearly, has proven that it has a hell of a sense of humor. Might as well get this over with.]

Unfortunately.

dictated FOREVER

[not_like_the_rest]

[Well hello hello. The girl she knocked out. It was for her own good, but that didn't mean Johanna didn't enjoy it. She is smirking a bit.]

Mockingjay! Did you get out of the arena?

And ever! B)

[accidentalrebellion]

[... Did you have to go there, Johanna? (That nickname tends to piss her off.) Her irritation is already growing.]

Don't call me that.

word

[not_like_the_rest]

[Yes, yes she did have to go there. You think she really LIKES being bait for two other Victors? It wasn't really high on her list of things to do at the time. You can be irritated all you like, but she's not sorry at all. She's also rolling her eyes.]

I'll call you whatever I want.

[heloise]

Welcome, Johanna. I am Lucrezia.

[not_like_the_rest]

Lucy. What are you welcoming me to? [Yep, you just got a new name.]

[heloise]

[ She giggles. ] A castle. I expect the others have told you of its nature.

dictated

[tyingknots]

[Oh hi there Johanna! Finnick's just going to sound chipper because he can. Being on the opposite side of a book does wonders for him being a smart ass.]

And dancing cooked lobsters too. Don't forget the lobsters.

dictated FOREVER

[not_like_the_rest]

... What?

[waits a second]

Finnick! Where are you?!

[tyingknots]

Giant. Dancing. Red. Lobsters.

[He says it slowly like she's slow and dull and yeah.

And then....]

In my room. We all have one here. [Eating sugar and watching the drawing thing go down.] Where are you?

Whooop Placeholder

[peeta_bread]

...Johanna? It's Peeta.

want to have this happen before she answerd the other?

[not_like_the_rest]

Peeta? Hey there. Seems like a Panem party.

yes, hope that is okay~

[peeta_bread]

...A Panem party. Right. [Well, it was about as pleasant as a Panem party, so...]

How are you, Johanna?