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[mrbigshotarrow]

So I have to say thanks for the swanky new digs here. Not that I’m going to start complaining or anything, just it would have been nice to be told that I need to find a new couch to lounge on now, and Lian isn’t here with me. Seriously, you go and do something nuts like pluck a guy from his home and set him up with a room that gives you a crappy little couch? I know other people out there can hear me.

[Pauses and sighs.]

Okay, fine. Change of plans, which yeah, I’m allowed to do, there isn’t a rule against it. Anyone like stories? I love stories, I grew up with stories, and I tell them to Lian all the time. Okay, here’s a story for you. Well, they say that this should really be told 'round a campfire, but I'll keep it short and simple here.

A long time ago, Killer-of-Enemies vowed to save his people from the monster eagles that carried off children. Killer-of-Enemies tricked one monster eagle into carrying him up to the eagle nest on the cliff, where he killed the monster eagle and its family. But Killer-of-Enemies did not know how to get down from the cliff. Just then, he saw an old woman approaching. It was Old Woman Bat.

"Grandmother, help me. Take me down," Killer-of-Enemies said. Old Woman Bat saw him high in the eagle's nest. She came over to the cliff and began to climb.

"What are you doing here?" she asked, when she reached the top.

"Monster eagle carried me up here," he said. "Please take me down."

"Climb in my basket," Old Woman Bat said. Killer-of-Enemies looked at the burden basket on the old woman's back. Its carrying strap was made of spider's silk.

"That strap is too fine," he said. "It will break and I shall fall."

"Nonsense! I've carried a bighorn sheep in this basket," Old Woman Bat said. "Get in and close your eyes. If you look, we will fall."

Old Woman Bat clambered down the rock, singing a strange song. Her burden basket swayed wildly from side to side. Killer-of-Enemies thought the spider thread would surely break, so he opened his eyes to look.

As soon as Killer-of-Enemies opened his eyes. He and Old Woman Bat crashed down from the cliff. Old Woman Bat landed first and broke her legs. Killer-of-Enemies fell on top of her and was safe. Old Woman Bat's broken legs soon mended but from that day on her legs were short.

[Laughs.] Pretty good story, huh. They always have some kind of ending that's supposed to make you think.

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[mrbigshotarrow]

Just the Doctor? I thought that was a thing you earned, not one you were born with. Name's Roy, though. Nice to meetcha, Doctor.

[cricketycricket]

It's an honorarium of sorts, really. I do a bit of everything. It's a pleasure to meet you as well, Roy. What is it you do, when you're not regaling us with charming myths? [he says it earnestly, not a touch of mockery in his tone]

[mrbigshotarrow]

I'm... uh, I'm in between jobs, kinda. Normal jobs. I work with some, uh. I used to work with the CIB. Sometimes I work in costume. I'm an archer, it's what I do.

[cricketycricket]

An archer, mm? ... I take that to mean you don't just shoot for sport. [from his tone, the verdict is still out. his impression of you will likely hinge ENTIRELY on what you do with those arrows] Forgive me for asking, but what's the CIB?

[mrbigshotarrow]

Yeah, it's more then a hobby. Grew up with it being the only thing that really mattered.

[Whoops.] Did I say CIB? I meant CBI. I always get those acronym things mixed up... CBI is the Central Bureau of Investigations. They're a government group that deals with drug trafficking, we tried to stop it.

[cricketycricket]

Ah. Well, that's certainly admirable, then. [there's a smile in his tone, now, clearly] From what I've seen thus far, though, this is bound to be a far cry from anything resembling government work.

[mrbigshotarrow]

It all seems like some kind of crazy castle that no one has any idea of what they're doing. Someone mentioned a dead zone, or something. I don't even know enough to know what I think.

[cricketycricket]

That's a somewhat astute, if not overly concise summary of the whole thing. I've managed to get a good amount from several people who knew me during my previous stay here, if you'd like a bit of help shedding some light on the situation.

[mrbigshotarrow]

I would love some help, and you're not going to hear that a lot from me. Is that normal, to be here more then once?

[cricketycricket]

I wouldn't say entirely normal, no, but from the sound of things, it happens often enough. As far as what I've heard ... we're in a pocket dimension of sorts, frozen in time. No one ages, here, and wherever you're taken from, you'll return to the same exact moment when you leave here. Also, something's been taken from all of us: an ability, a memory, an important possession ... I've yet to figure out what I've lost, but I'm sure it's just a matter of time. I've heard a fair bit about that Dead Zone, as well.