Princess Luna (
doublethefun) wrote in
paradisa2012-06-12 01:34 pm
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[there is an extremely distracted pony in the lobby today. It looks like she's (slowly) making her way outside, but the ipad floating in front of her seems to be causing her all sorts of consternation. Heck, she's baring her teeth at the thing and practically hissing at it.]
Laugh at me, will thee? I shall destroy thy shelter, thou pestilent porcine with thy undeserved pomposity. [grrrrr] I have the grasp of it now, smug swine. Thou wilt -
[she stops moving completely. She would be utterly still, but for her tail and mane flowing in the nonexistent wind. There might be a crackle of latent electricity in the air, and it might be getting a bit darker.
A barely audible hiss:] I despise thee.
[...somepony might have somehow picked up Frustrated Aves.]
Laugh at me, will thee? I shall destroy thy shelter, thou pestilent porcine with thy undeserved pomposity. [grrrrr] I have the grasp of it now, smug swine. Thou wilt -
[she stops moving completely. She would be utterly still, but for her tail and mane flowing in the nonexistent wind. There might be a crackle of latent electricity in the air, and it might be getting a bit darker.
A barely audible hiss:] I despise thee.
[...somepony might have somehow picked up Frustrated Aves.]

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All birds but the red ones have a special power of sorts. In order to activate it, thou hast to tap the screen after they have been launched.
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[still sounding kinda perplexed. This is an exceedingly weird plot.]
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( and then with the aid of a bird, the whole structure crumbles and the pigs are killed. certainly helps having the mind of an architect. )
There you are!
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Huzzah! Thou hast done it! Take that, thou insolent swine!
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But here you are, ( she nods, offering the tablet back, considering it's not her game ) level beaten.
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'Tis quite a marvelous device; I do not believe we have any such thing in Equestria.
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They're pretty cool, I never got one myself back home, but I'd heard about them. Tablets, that is.