Garry (
thehangedrose) wrote in
paradisa2012-06-16 10:39 pm
one painting burned
[Open the journal, and you might hear the slight mumble of somebody talking to himself under his breath.]
Okay, so right now, I need to go get eggs, and milk, and ooh, stop by the laundromat for the handkerchief, and-
[There's an abrupt pause.]
Wait. This isn't...
[Garry looks around, realizing that this is not the place he was in before. No, this isn't the outside of an art gallery. This is a lobby of some building he's never been before. Huh.]
I'm...just going to leave now. Yes. [There's the sound of stamping as Garry wanders over to the door of the lobby.] See, there are doors, I can just go and lea-
[CREAAKKK. The doors opens, and that is definitely the outside. But not any outside he knows.]
...What. Why is-what's going on? And what keeps poking me in my coat...?
[A few ruffling noises, and then suddenly, whatever Garry has discovered in his coat sends him into a state of agitated hyperventilation.]
No. No no no no NO NO NO. Th-this...this can't be happening. This is all just some sort of mental kickback to what happened before, a-and...why do I have this? I shouldn't have this...
I'm finally going crazy, right? That's it...that explains everything. Good for you, Garry, you're insane. I knew that place would do horrible things to my mental health...
[A long pause, before he adds, quietly:]
At least I haven't seen any dolls yet...
Okay, so right now, I need to go get eggs, and milk, and ooh, stop by the laundromat for the handkerchief, and-
[There's an abrupt pause.]
Wait. This isn't...
[Garry looks around, realizing that this is not the place he was in before. No, this isn't the outside of an art gallery. This is a lobby of some building he's never been before. Huh.]
I'm...just going to leave now. Yes. [There's the sound of stamping as Garry wanders over to the door of the lobby.] See, there are doors, I can just go and lea-
[CREAAKKK. The doors opens, and that is definitely the outside. But not any outside he knows.]
...What. Why is-what's going on? And what keeps poking me in my coat...?
[A few ruffling noises, and then suddenly, whatever Garry has discovered in his coat sends him into a state of agitated hyperventilation.]
No. No no no no NO NO NO. Th-this...this can't be happening. This is all just some sort of mental kickback to what happened before, a-and...why do I have this? I shouldn't have this...
I'm finally going crazy, right? That's it...that explains everything. Good for you, Garry, you're insane. I knew that place would do horrible things to my mental health...
[A long pause, before he adds, quietly:]
At least I haven't seen any dolls yet...

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You can call me Klaus.
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Nordic.
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Now, now, there's no need for the chit chat.
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[His voice starts to waver:]
W-why not? Isn't that what people do? Chit chat?
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Not while shaking like that.
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I-I'm sorry...I guess I'm still not really in the right state of mind for such things...
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How about a drink, hm? The cure to all ills!
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Okay. Um...sure! I mean, I'm not the biggest fan of alcohol, but a drink would be nice.
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Come along.
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Is there a bar inside of the castle or something?
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Sure there is, but that's not where I'm going.
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[Wait.]
[Waitttttt a second.]
[Where did that bottle come from.]
Um.
[Looking at the ceiling now as if bottles are going to fall from the sky any minute now.] Where...did you get that? You weren't holding it earlier...
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You've got a lot to learn, my friend.
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...
Are you a wizard?
[WHAT IT'S THE MOST LOGICAL EXPLANATION HE CAN COME UP WITH]
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[ He walks toward the kitchen and steps in without holding the door for Garry. ]
I'm something different entirely. But this [ He gestures at the bottle. ] is the castle's gift. Think of it as a welcome drink.
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How come you got one and I didn't, though? Or is that my welcome gift?
...How do castles gives gifts, anyways?!
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Try wishing, it might oblige if you ask nicely.
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[He frowns slightly at the whiskey as he tries to figure out what that means, exactly.]
So, what, do I have to go and say "I wish for a paintbrush" if I want one, I mean, that's-
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...
[He'll just stare at it for a moment while his brain tries not to break, give him a few seconds, Klaus.]
Okay. That's-that's new.
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It's pretty sweet, isn't it?