assassino: (content ❧ and a face that you lose)
Ezio Auditore ([personal profile] assassino) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2012-06-17 10:12 pm

xix λ exploration

----- Stephanie Brown -----

She admitted to having affections for me, but acknowledged that they will not come to pass. I did not kiss her or lead her astray, but I thought you should know in case she goes to you weeping.

[He's just leaving her a message, of course. So he doesn't get his ass kicked.]


------

[Here's a fairly chipper tone:]

There are conversations about expeditions... I wonder, curiously, why there is so much waiting involved. There is no need to amass supplies nor food when the castle gifts it so readily, no need to search for patrons to fund the expedition, so why do people not simply pack up a horse and depart? Even women and children could travel easily, like this.

People from the future are terribly pampered.

[Meanwhile, you can find Ezio in the garden, picking flowers for his lady.]
saccharosium: (who the fuck ate my pudding)

[personal profile] saccharosium 2012-06-18 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe luck will be on your side, and any woman near you will do nothing more than lash out verbally at you.
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[personal profile] saccharosium 2012-06-18 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
I am sure there is at least one female in this place who is.
saccharosium: (me? jailbait? no of course not)

[personal profile] saccharosium 2012-06-18 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ psst, he's talking to her. not that he knows that. ]

Good luck, old-guy-from-back-in-the-day.
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[personal profile] saccharosium 2012-06-18 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Uh...yeah, you are.
saccharosium: (my care cup isn't filling up fast enough)

[personal profile] saccharosium 2012-06-21 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
You are more than a quarter of a century old. Plus your way of thinking makes you sound more outdated, too.
saccharosium: (you smell like a baby prostitute)

[personal profile] saccharosium 2012-06-21 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Sixteen, but thanks for asking.
saccharosium: (boo you whore)

[personal profile] saccharosium 2012-06-21 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
I am. I am not in a rush to be tied to anyone, thank you very much.
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[personal profile] saccharosium 2012-06-21 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Refer back to my comment about your way of thinking. I've slept with guys your age who sound younger than you, and not so Renaissance-ish.
saccharosium: (who the fuck ate my pudding)

[personal profile] saccharosium 2012-06-24 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, Renaissance Boy, settle down.