[dictated]

[thehistorian]

You know what I still haven't managed to find in this place?

A proper cup of tea.

Comments

[thehistorian]

I don't believe I was. That doesn't sound much fun, a pirate thing. Was there easy access to showers?

[molotov]

It was exactly like you would think being a pirate would be like. I did not have a shower until we docked and I traded for a hotel room.

[thehistorian]

God, that sounds terrible. Maybe I can just be comatose for the entire ordeal.

[molotov]

Apparently some people were lucky enough to be on a cruise ship for the entire change.

[thehistorian]

Well, that would be nice. Like a proper vacation.

[molotov]

Just remember that things like that are the exception, not the rule.

[thehistorian]

God, but I can dream.

[molotov]

If a cruise ship is your dream.

[thehistorian]

A proper vacation is my dream. With good tea and history books.

[molotov]

That sounds more like a day off than a vacation.