[dictated]

[thehistorian]

You know what I still haven't managed to find in this place?

A proper cup of tea.

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[thehistorian]

Hm. It might be worth a try, then. How much is a cup? And where are you located?

[tea hipster. he is the king of tea hipsterdonia.]

[stalkershiki]

Haha, we're in town! And we're not too expensive, especially since the castle lets you wish up as much money as you want! We just take money because we have to use it for some debt relief fund thing...

[thehistorian]

...Debt relief fund?

[stalkershiki]

I don't know a ton about it, all I know is what Barney told me before... before he left. Basically, that there's some guy named... uh, I want to say his name is Cross something? Cross Marion? I dunno, but he went and created a huge debt with himself and I think the townspeople or someone, and it became important to him, and to I think Allen, that he actually work to pay off the debt... and then I guess he became friends with Barney, so Barney started donating a percentage of our profits to his debt relief fund. I don't totally know all of the details, but it's something like that!

[thehistorian]

I... see. Well, that's... good to know, I suppose, though I can't really condone making other people pay off your debts...

[stalkershiki]

Well, I don't think he was making him or anything! I think he just... offered. I mean, they were friends (I think)!