twenty-one meatbuns -dictated-

[goldencirclet]

I don't wanna be in this stupid cabin, or this stupid camp, or a stupid anything. I wanna be with Konzen! He's a real god, not some stupid person that likes goatpeople!

Yer stupid, castle! I hate ya! I would punch ya in the balls if ya had any!

[...he will be ranting for a while. Someone is upset and pissed off to being carted off to Demeter. Feel free to run into angry monkey.]

Comments

[waterproofed]

Hey. Don't insult them.

[goldencirclet]

But they're the ones bein' mean!

[waterproofed]

They're not being mean. They're actually being pretty good about letting everybody stay here.

[goldencirclet]

I may be a kid, but I know stealin' us from where we were an' makin' us do stuff ain't nice.

[waterproofed]

Okay, but that's the castle.

[goldencirclet]

That's who I'm yellin' at!

[waterproofed]

Yeah, but... seriously, don't call the gods stupid, okay?

[goldencirclet]

Why not? Most of them are really stupid and mean and only sit on their stupid butts in Heaven. Only Konzen an' Ten-chan an' Ken-nii-chan an' Nataku are not.

[waterproofed]

Seriously, dude, cut it out! These gods don't like being insulted.

[goldencirclet]

They're just gods.

THREADJACK (i hope it's ok)

[gagaterasu]

I think your friend there is right, they don't like being insulted. [She's not liking it.]

[goldencirclet]

I don't like them trying to kill me and my friends, so any stupid gods can suck it.

[...stop hanging out with Mark, Goku.]

[gagaterasu]

Did they try to kill your friends right now!?

[goldencirclet]

No, that was back home.

[gagaterasu]

Oh... [Phew.]

These gods don't seem like that, you shouldn't judge them so soon.

[goldencirclet]

I guess...

[waterproofed]

I don't know what "gods" means in your world, but in this one it means "super-powerful immortal beings".

[goldencirclet]

Nu-huh! They make armies and stamp papers!

[waterproofed]

Not all of them do that. Some of them help the plants grow, or move the sun across the sky, or cause storms.

[goldencirclet]

Konzen doesn't do anything like that.

[waterproofed]

I'm talking about these gods. The ones in this world. Poseidon, Demeter, Apollo, Ares... Those guys.

[goldencirclet]

...that's real weird.

[waterproofed]

We live in a magic castle that can turn people into animals and transport us to different worlds with no warning, and you think that's weird?

[goldencirclet]

[He's like six, it's storybook-land to him. Until the fuck with pantheons.]

Yeah!

[waterproofed]

Ohhhkay.

Can you just do me a favor and not say anything bad about these gods?