twenty-one meatbuns -dictated-

[goldencirclet]

I don't wanna be in this stupid cabin, or this stupid camp, or a stupid anything. I wanna be with Konzen! He's a real god, not some stupid person that likes goatpeople!

Yer stupid, castle! I hate ya! I would punch ya in the balls if ya had any!

[...he will be ranting for a while. Someone is upset and pissed off to being carted off to Demeter. Feel free to run into angry monkey.]

Comments

[goldencirclet]

Nu-huh! They make armies and stamp papers!

[waterproofed]

Not all of them do that. Some of them help the plants grow, or move the sun across the sky, or cause storms.

[goldencirclet]

Konzen doesn't do anything like that.

[waterproofed]

I'm talking about these gods. The ones in this world. Poseidon, Demeter, Apollo, Ares... Those guys.

[goldencirclet]

...that's real weird.

[waterproofed]

We live in a magic castle that can turn people into animals and transport us to different worlds with no warning, and you think that's weird?

[goldencirclet]

[He's like six, it's storybook-land to him. Until the fuck with pantheons.]

Yeah!

[waterproofed]

Ohhhkay.

Can you just do me a favor and not say anything bad about these gods?

[goldencirclet]

...fine.

[waterproofed]

I appreciate it.

... And hey. If you want to meet a god who's really nice, try checking out the fire sometime. Just a suggestion.

[goldencirclet]

The fire?

[waterproofed]

Yeah. The girl who tends the fire is a very good friend of mine.

[goldencirclet]

Oh. That's pretty neat. What's her name?

[waterproofed]

Her name's Hestia. She's really nice.

[goldencirclet]

I guess I'll say hi to her...

[waterproofed]

It would make her day.

[goldencirclet]

Okay!