Case 007 | Hattori Heiji | [ Dictated | Action ]

[loves_osaka]

{{ Option A: !Action for fellow Apollo Cabin-mates }}

[ Heiji isn't wearing his SAX cap today. He would happily be wearing it backwards but that's not exactly a possibility as said hat is currently in possession of a raven and it doesn't seem like he wants to give it up. The bird is firmly nested atop the hat in the upper rafters of the cabin. ]

[ Heiji is not happy. ]

Oi! Bring that back down here! Yer a bird! Ya don't even wear hats!

[ The bird just squawks ] I paid good money fer that hat! Don't make me come up there an' get it!


{{ Option B: Dictated Journal Post }}

So.. uh.. anyone around tha' knows how t' coax birds down?

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[modernholmes]

[Just snickering down here. Don't mind him.]

[loves_osaka]

[ Shut up Kudo. It's not funny >( ]

I don't suppose you have any better ideas.

[modernholmes]

Have you tried food?

[loves_osaka]

No. I'd have t' go get some from the cafeteria An' I'm not gonna open th' door incase it flies off with my hat.

[ Jeez Kudo, think these things through. ]

[modernholmes]

[He's just been talking to one of their cabinmates as he fed the birds. Conan sighs and holds out a piece of bread.]

1/2

[loves_osaka]

Nothin' in its right mind would give up that hat for-

[loves_osaka]

[ And the raven flaps it's wings and flies down to take the bread--unfortunately he left the hat up in the rafters. ]

Oh.. whattyaknow, he came down.

[modernholmes]

Better fetch a ladder.

[loves_osaka]

[ the look he's giving you, Kudo. Guess what it says. ]

[modernholmes]

[Conan remains smug.]

[loves_osaka]

[ If you were your actual size he might have hit you with the ladder by 'accident' ]

...

[ Actually, you know what? If he aims low enough you'll be just fine. So. Watch out for that. ]

[modernholmes]

[He ducks around it.]

[loves_osaka]

[ Of course he does. ]

[modernholmes]

[So smug down here]

[childofkrypton]

I could try and catch one!

[loves_osaka]

A-ah.. I need a specific one. It's run off with my hat.

[childofkrypton]

Okay! Where is it?

[loves_osaka]

Uh.. up the rafters of th' Apollo cabin.

[childofkrypton]

Oh. Am I allowed in there...?

[loves_osaka]

I don't know. Can't think why not. Yer not a girl are ya? I know camp's are usually pretty strict abou' that.

[childofkrypton]

No, I'm a boy!

[loves_osaka]

I didn' think so. Then in tha' case ya should be fine.

[childofkrypton]

Okay! I'll come get it!

... Uhm... Which cabin is it...? What does it look like?

[loves_osaka]

[ ....SIIIIIGH. Kids today... Here have a lengthy and overly detailed description of the cabin and it's location. ]

[childofkrypton]

[Doot doot doot, and he'll make his way over there.]

[loves_osaka]

[ Don't mind him. He's just watching the bird to make sure it doesn't fly off with his hat when that door opens. ]

[childofkrypton]

[Pokes his head in.] Hello...?

[loves_osaka]

[ He's mostly keeping eyes on the bird before glancing towards the door. ]

Over here.

[childofkrypton]

[Meanders his way in! He looks up where he's looking.]

How did it get your hat...?

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[solar_absorber]

[Apollo is drawn to the commotion and watches for a moment, bemused.]

Maybe the hat makes a more stable nest than twigs. Can't blame the bird for trying.

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[loves_osaka]

I don't care. That's my hat it's usin' an' that happens t' be a very important thing to me.

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[solar_absorber]

Well yelling at the bird won't get anything done. You'll have to get up there and get it.

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[loves_osaka]

An how do ya suppose I do that? Ya got a ladder?

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[solar_absorber]

Nope. [He grins.]

Doesn't mean there aren't any around. If that fails maybe you should find someone who can fly up there for you.

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[loves_osaka]

Right. Fly.

Any idea where I might find a ladder?

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[solar_absorber]

No idea. [He's just full of help today.]

Maybe one of the counselors would know. They probably have a place where they store stuff like that.

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[compromisedarrow]

[Guess who's sitting in his bunk, raven on his bedpost, watching this?]

Bread usually works.

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[loves_osaka]

[ Siiigh ]

That would get it t' leave the rafters, yeah. But then it'd probably leave th' hat up there.

[compromisedarrow]

Ladder?

[loves_osaka]

Good idea. Let me jus' pull one outta th' air.

[raaaaage]

[he's... also in a bunk. just kind of watching the madness.]

I'm with Clint on this one. Go for the ladder.

[loves_osaka]

I don't suppose ya have one tucked in yer pocket, do ya?