☇four: open action post for zeus cabin.

[20thcentury]

[It's after curfew, Zeusites! Are you being good little boys and girls and obeying the rules? Or are you screwing around outdoors when you ought to be resting up for your busy camper lives tomorrow?

As for Jenny, she's lounging on her bed in a tshirt and tiny shorts, chain smoking, her leg hooked over her knee, idly swinging her foot.]

I wonder if we're meant to believe these 'harpies' won't just open the doors to get to us. Bit odd, isn't it?

[ooc. open in person for zeus cabin! open over the journal for everyone!!]

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dictated forever & placeholdssss

[amiable]

Harpies?

also dictated and also a placeholder!!!!!

[20thcentury]

Apparently they're meant to eat us if we break curfew.

threadjacking.... HOPE IT'S OK.

[wield]

I guess expecting them to shoo us back home is too much.

totes fine \o/

[20thcentury]

Well, they're harpies, not nursemaids.

[wield]

True. But doesn't putting people in a camp and then killing them if they try to leave... a little... I don't know. Pointless?

[20thcentury]

I can think of several camps that have done such a thing.

[amiable]

WHAT?!

[20thcentury]

[ha ha, calm down, lady!] That's what I was told.

[amiable]

What sort of camp is this?!

[20thcentury]

This sounds like every summer camp I've ever been to, actually.

[She's just trolling now ...]

[amiable]

Huh?! No way! Camps can't be like this!

[20thcentury]

And why not? Don't be discriminatory.

[amiable]

Discr--

How is that discriminating?

[20thcentury]

Against the camps of other cultures.

[amiable]

[ This is like the second time in a week she's been called discriminatory. Something is wrong! ]

Eating campers is extreme!

[20thcentury]

It's just what they do in magical ancient Greek demi-god summer camp. Try to be more understanding.

[amiable]

That's just cruel!

[20thcentury]

You need to be more multi-cultural.

[amiable]

[ She got called a racist once by Archer... ]

I... am I really not?!

[20thcentury]

[pffftt ha ha okay she can't keep this up anymore...]

Calm down, calm down. I'm only joking.

1/2

[amiable]

[amiable]

That's not a funny joke!

[20thcentury]

It was to me!

[amiable]

Why would you say that?!

[20thcentury]

Because your reaction was precious.

[amiable]

P-Precious?

[20thcentury]

Adorable, even.

[amiable]

Who are you?!

[20thcentury]

Jenny.

[amiable]

Anyway... I'm not being discriminatory!

[20thcentury]

I know, I know. I was only having a bit of fun with you, that's all.

dictated

[solar_absorber]

Maybe they don't have hands? Hard to say since I've never actually seen a harpy.

dictated

[20thcentury]

No hands! How would they feast on us, then? Messily, I expect.

dictated

[solar_absorber]

Teeth first, probably.

dictated

[20thcentury]

It seems as though it'd be very easy to outwit something with no hands. Open a door and you're alright. How would they work the handle?

dictated

[solar_absorber]

How should I know? I thought this was just speculation.

dictated

[20thcentury]

Don't be bitchy, you silly thing. I'm only joking.

dictated

[solar_absorber]

Has anyone ever told you you have a strange sense of humor Jenny?

dictated

[20thcentury]

It's been mentioned once or twice.

dictated

[solar_absorber]

Just thought it was worth repeating.

dictated

[20thcentury]

You're so good to me, Apollo. What would I do without you? [teases forever...]

dictated

[solar_absorber]

Well your life would be terribly boring without me for one thing.

dictated

[20thcentury]

Oh, probably accurate.

Though this place is doing a good job of boring me to tears anyway.