thirteen meatbuns -dictated-

[goldencirclet]

I've been here for a real long time now. I'm kinda scared that I'm never gonna go back home an' I'll forget all about Konzen an' Ten-chan an' Ken-nii-san.

[Totally not prompted by the fact that Al got his brother to appear so quickly.]

...at the same time I don't wanna go home 'cuz I met people here that I really like. It ain't fair.

Would ya go home if ya could?

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[wheatdos]

"Six?... six? Six whats? Six feet? Nonono... that cant be it? Six stones? Nono, that can't be it either..."

[He is still confused.]

[goldencirclet]

Six years.

[wheatdos]

"Six years!? Oh god, you must be one of those tiny fellows that the humans always talk about!"

[Strange for him to say this, since he looks human. But he also says "humans" with a bit of contempt]

"Annoying little buggers. Oh, did I say that out loud? I meant... um... enjoyable little sluggers! Hehe, but honestly.. you can't actually say that you're conflicted about staying here. What can these people here actually mean to you? I mean really."

[goldencirclet]

There's nothing wrong with humans. Most of them are real nice.

[You are so weird, mister.]

...they can mean a lot. Just 'cuz we're from different worlds doesn't mean we can't be friends.

[wheatdos]

"Hah, worlds. Prob'ly the human's in your world, mate. But as far as I'm concerned, the humans in my world are nasty nasty things. Really. They'll they'll take advantage of you, and then when you finally start to trust them and accept them as your friend, boom! they... they just abandon you and then, and then they try to get rid of you. It's completely wrong. Wrong, just... just wrong.

And to make things worse! All of them are like that. All of them! Even those, those "good ones" you speak about. Bet they have a dark side. Yeeeeep."

[goldencirclet]

You're makin' no sense. Even if someone did that to ya, there are always real friends that would do anythin' t'help. If ya don't have any like that, ya should make some.

I'd be yer friend, if ya wanna.

[wheatdos]

"...You can't be serious."

[He looks at the kid, still really surprised.]

"...Well. Well I-"

[He clears his throat]

"You, you mean that? Haha, no one's ever just GONE ON and said that before. You... but... but you're serious, you're serious aren't you?"

[goldencirclet]

Of course I'm serious! I wouldn't say that if I wasn't.

[wheatdos]

"..."

[He looks around, and then turns away from the kid, putting his hand on his own chin, thinking]

"..."

[He turns around to look at the kid for a moment, turning away again.]

"Eh..."

[He faces them again]

"Sure, sure I don't see why not, I suppose. I can't say that I've... I've actually met a child really, so I... I'll I guess I'll give you a shot. What's your name, mate?"

[goldencirclet]

Yay!

[He bounces up and down.]

I'm Goku! Nice t'meet ya, friend!

[wheatdos]

"Wheatley. Cognitive Genius, at your service. Well, actually, since you're small, you might not even... even know what that means, really. It, well I suppose it just means that... that, well I'm really, really really smart. Haha, yes. Yes that is, devilishly smart."

[He crouches again. God, this kid is so short.]

"I plan on getting myself out of here though, with some others. You can, you can choose to come with us, if you'd like, obviously. Or... well, actually your only other choice would be to stay here, really."

[goldencirclet]

Yer really, really smart? That's awesome!

[He grins happily. Ten-chan was a really, really smart person too, so maybe this man was similar?]

...how are ya gonna get out of here?

[wheatdos]

"Ahhhh... hah, right right. You see, the funny thing about that is that I cant actually tell you. If it, if it get's out, then there's no chance of me being able to succeed, in my plans, and that can't happen. Especially with this darn castle constantly messing things up for everyone. I'm in the middle of figuring it out, as, as we speak though."

[He gives a nervous laugh. He actually seems like a nice person. AND he wants to help you escape with him. How could that get any better??]

[goldencirclet]

Oh, I see... I promise I won't tell anyone anythin'!

[Goku looks determined, holding out his pinkie to the odd but nice man. Pinkie promise?]|/small>

[wheatdos]

[Wheatley just stares as the child holds out his pinkie. He looks confused]

"What-what are you doing?"

[goldencirclet]

This is how ya make a promise ya can never, ever break.

[He hooks his pinkie with Wheatley's.]

[wheatdos]

[He looks at the child, and nods clearing his throat.]

"Hm. Well, I mean-if you reallllly want to know, I plan on challenging this entire castle. If-if I can commit enough actions that will get it's attention, I may be able to be drawn to the core of this place. There's there's gotta be a core, there's a core to every place, something, something that's driving the place. I'm mapping out the place as we speak, but something tells me it's going to take a while to map out this entire place. But once I figure it out, I assure you mate, it-it'll be smooth sailing from there."

[He sounds excited to say that.]

[goldencirclet]

Whoooaaa, ya really are smart! I didn't understand any of that.

[...it sounded so complex to him.]

So ya gonna kick the castle's butt?

[wheatdos]

[He laughs a little]

Well, yes,actually. That's... that's just about it. That's it. I'm going to kick this castles "butt" until it goes off crying for it's mummy."

[goldencirclet]

[He's laughing now, a happy giggle.]

I like you!