Kanaya: Put your tacky orange t-shirt to another use.

[rainbowed]

[At present, Kanaya is in the Demeter cabin, wiping down the windows with what appears to be a dingy orange rag. Upon closer inspection, it appears to be her camper t-shirt!

She decides to speak into the journal:]

Well, this has certainly been an experience. I would really like to know who is responsible for selecting the colors of our attire here, but let it be known that it was a terrible mistake. No one should ever be forced to wear such a revolting, obnoxious shade of orange.

[She pauses and sets the rag aside. She's been cleaning the entire cabin all day -- like hell is she going to let her cabin get punished for living in a dirty environment.] On another note: today, someone tried to convince me to try a cold beverage called "bug juice." I refused to sample it because he wouldn't tell me the drink's contents. How exactly does it taste, and is this a customary beverage for camp?

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[rainbowed]

You'll have to try them when we get back to the actual castle, then. I assure you that they make a very delectable snack!

[cyan_maid]

I...suppose I will, then.

[Nuh-uh no way no siree. Maybe if she had no other choice or had to do so out of politeness she'd try it.]

[rainbowed]

[LOL sorry, Jane. You don't want to risk offending someone, do you? >: D]

Excellent. I will find you when we return to the castle, then.

[cyan_maid]

[Oh darnit.]

I'll...look forward to it!

[She's really trying to make that smile sincere. Kanaya is really nice and she doesn't want to offend, but...chicken feet oh God...]

[rainbowed]

[Kanaya picks up on that "smile" very quickly.]

Are you okay? You seem uncomfortable.

[cyan_maid]

I'm fine!! I am peachy-keen, a-okay, at one hundred percent!

[She focuses on sweeping. Calm down Jane, calm down! Just don't think about it!] Goodness, these cabins sure do get messy easily! It's such a shame, they're very quaint.

[rainbowed]

[She's not going to take your word for it. :T She ignores Jane's change of subject.] Are you certain? It doesn't sound as though you're certain.

[cyan_maid]

[Shoot! It's not working! She never was good at this sort of thing. She's just going to take a deep breath and...]

Yes! I am quite certain. Certain is what I am at this very moment in time! I will never be more certain!

[...Jane you are just Godawful at this. Stop. Just. Just stop.]

[rainbowed]

... [Kanaya just stares.]

You are the most uncertain human I have ever met, actually. Do you not want to sample the cluckbeast feet?

[cyan_maid]

[She deflates a bit. Keeping this up in person is really taxing.]

...No...not particularly.

...But...

[Oh Jane you are gonna kick yourself later for this.]

If you really think they are worth it...I'll give them a try.

[rainbowed]

[She's not entirely convinced.] Are you absolutely certain about that? I won't be offended if you choose to pass.

[cyan_maid]

I promise you that I am very certain this time.

[She's definitely certain she'll try them. She's also certain that she's a Class A moron.]

[rainbowed]

Very well, then. [She's still a bit doubtful, but she'll just take Jane's word for it now.]

Await my invitation when we return to the castle.

[cyan_maid]

I shall, then. I'm really sorry about being so cagey about it.

[She'll just resign herself to it, but now she can't help but be curious.]

Kanaya, would you mind if I asked you something about trolls?

[rainbowed]

It's okay. I understand why one would feel hesitant of sampling new foods.

Yes? What would you like to know?

[cyan_maid]

I would like to know what other sorts of things trolls like to eat. I'm just curious.

[Hey, if they like chicken feet, who knows what else they dine on? Well, trolls would know, of course...]

[rainbowed]

There are so many foods that we enjoy dining on. Many of our ingredients are actually similar to the ones you humans use, too.

Except for grubloaf. I have yet to hear any human mention that before.

[cyan_maid]

Hmmm. Is that related to the "grubsauce" you mentioned before? Are they really made from...grubs?

[rainbowed]

[She grins mischievously.] You'll just have to see for yourself.

[AKA Kanaya-mun is actually unsure herself, and just wants a cop-out. LOL.]

[cyan_maid]

[Ooooh boy. Have fun with that, Jane!]

Ah...alright, then...

[If she's given grubloaf, she's going to pretend it's meatloaf and drown it in ketchup if she has to.]