LUNAR FESTIVAL | DAY FOUR | ELDERS & WOLF SPIRITS

[paradisamods]

[A new day brings new elders. They are certainly unlike the elders of previous days.

There are also a great number of spirits wandering the castle grounds. They are not elders, but wolves. They shift between spirit and corporeal, appearing quite menacing to some. Still, they wander about with little to no acknowledgement of the residents.



A rather peculiar day indeed.]


_{[ LUNAR FESTIVAL EVENTS: OOC POST | DAY ONE | DAY TWO | DAY THREE | ELDER: THE SIGNLESS/SUFFERER | ELDERS: THE FOUNDERS OF EQUESTRIA | WOLF SPIRITS ]}

Comments

[payback]

Oooh... are all royals such sticks-in-the-mud where you're from?

[caligulas_aquarium]

I'm not a fuckin' stick in the mud! My gog, you're really startin' to piss me off.

An' no they aren't. Wwe're the fuckin' nobility okay, wwe act in a perfectly dignified manner.

[payback]

It seems pretty counterproductive, when you get all worked up at a little teasing...

[caligulas_aquarium]

It's a lack a' respect okay!!

I think that's a perfectly reasonable thing to get pissed off about.

Howw you cannot fuckin' see that I wwill nevver understand.

[payback]

Well what have you done, hm? What have you done that I should be respecting?

[caligulas_aquarium]

Wwell.

[A pause.

...then after a while he'll clear his throat.]

Trolls are a biologically superior race. It's just about knowwin' your place as a species really.

[payback]

What would you say makes you superior?

[caligulas_aquarium]

Wwell wwe're tougher, stronger, smarter an' I just so happen to be a sea dwweller, so I can survvivve on land an' sea wwith absolutely no problems too.

[Even if he rarely goes underwater, if ever.]

[payback]

I can't say you seem too much smarter to me...

[caligulas_aquarium]

...wwell that's wwhere you're wwrong.

[payback]

Hmm. [She looks up briefly, thinking... and then back down at him, with a smile and a gesture towards the Signless. c:]

So who is this guy, huh?

[caligulas_aquarium]

Beats me. Wwe don't keep a record a' our history for the most part. The past is completely irrelevant to troll culture.

[He'll pause in thought.]

Specifics anywway. If you wwanna learn anythin' too specific like names or titles, you havve to dig deep an' look as hard as you can.

I mean I guess he's important if he's here but I havve no idea wwhat the fuck he done to deservve it. Plus he kinda looks like a gutterblood anywway. I think the castle might havve fucked up on this one.

[payback]

That doesn't sound like a thing a person with innate intelligence would say to me, you know...

[caligulas_aquarium]

In the name a' all of the fictional deities floatin' around in nonexistent realms wwill you shut the fuck up!?

It's a smart fuckin' movve to make okay, the past is nonsense.

Wwe remember wwhat wwe havve to, evverythin' else is just pushed aside to make wway for better an' more useful information.

An' this douchefin clearly wwasn't wworth rememberin'. End a' story.

[payback]

[She looks at him, looking more serious for a moment, before glancing up and rolling her eyes.]

You know, this place does play games, but it wouldn't have brought him just for no reason. And obviously you've been left out of the loop somewhere, if you don't even know what that reason is.

[caligulas_aquarium]

[...another huff.]

Wwhatevver.

[payback]

[... She grins a bit again, raising a hand to cover the expression.]]

Maybe you should check in the library.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Yeah no.

I already wwent through evvery single book on alternian history there, I made a note a' doin' it once I found out it stocked so much shit. None a' it is nothin' I didn't already knoww.

I practically livve in that fuckin' place here. I'd knoww wwho he wwas if there wwas any mention a' him.

[payback]

How funny... [She moves closer to the figure, looking up at him curiously and respectfully. What would that mean? That he's made up, or he was erased on purpose. Curious indeed.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

H...howw is that funny?

[He sounds just a little embarrassed, cause maybe he's aware of how hypocritical that sounded.]

Troll culture is deep an' complex, I wwouldn't fuckin' expect anyone here to get it anywway.

[payback]

If he's not there, he must either be made up, or everything that mentioned him might've been suppressed, don't you think? [She's standing up close to the Signless now, looking into his face.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

Then it wwas probably for a good reason.

He probably fucked up completely somehoww on a vvast scale, so much that noone wwanted to fuckin' remember howw badly he screwwed up.

Simple as that.

[Staring at the signless now too, except...well, he just looks bored.]

[payback]

[She rolls her eyes to herself there. Aradia and Nepeta are much cuter, aren't they?]

You're as much of a grump as Karkat.

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Eridan is totally the cutest.

JUST LOOK AT THOSE GILLS.]

Don't start comparin' me to Kar.

I am nothin' like him.

[payback]

[But that personality...]

Would it help if I said you were grumpier?