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[assassino]

[unintentionally loud, and obviously not being directed at the journal, because it JUST opened-- hey, someone's a bit cheesed off.]

Just go to bed, Claudia!

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[eternityalone]

[A soft amused laugh.]

[assassino]

It's not very funny, being driven mad.

[eternityalone]

Well, maybe you're too close to the situation to find amusement in it.

[assassino]

Would you like to trade positions, Katherine?

[eternityalone]

With Claudia or with you?

[assassino]

... Either would be agreeable.

[eternityalone]

Mm, I'm sure it would be.

[assassino]

For me, at least. I'm not so sure you'd enjoy arguing with Claudia.

[eternityalone]

Naturally, though I've never met Claudia. Maybe I would enjoy her company.

[assassino]

Not like this, you wouldn't.

[eternityalone]

Perhaps you just need a new place to sleep.

[scattare]

[sdfdfggh what the fuck Ezio, that is about the worst response you could have had]

What am I, a child? [A pause, no this will probably annoy him more] Or do you mean for me to pick up your hobby, that I might not complain so much?

[assassino]

[Omg sister you're always going to be a child to him. Always.]

If you are not a child, then why are your insults so childish? I meant that rest might ease your irritability.

[scattare]

[It probably doesn't help that she thrives in being the younger sibling and the only girl. But you're supposed to recognize her adult qualities when she wants you to, you do everything wrong D<]

Inability to appreciate my wit, brother, does not make me a child. It makes you an idiota! [DID YOU JUST ACTUALLY SAY THAT TO HER. Her nostrils flare a little with the force of that angry exhale]

I am not irritable!

[assassino]

Tell me, sister –– if you are not irritable, why are you picking an argument with me?

[He makes a face at her. A FACE. God, why are little sisters such pests? >:'(]

[scattare]

I picked nothing. I said I would like to sleep one of these nights, and advanced warning of your...Escapades would have my thanks! There is a hotel in the city, if you will not make use of it, I might. [THAT IS NOT UNREASONABLE. THAT OR START GAGGING EVERYONE + YOU]

[Wow, you are the pinnacle of adulthood and maturity with that face Ezio. How could she have ever doubted that?]

[assassino]

[You're one to talk, Ms. Huffy and Hands On Hips.]

I'm not going to be driven from my own appartamento. How am I to know when I'll bring a woman here? I am not a fortune-teller, nor can I see the future.

[confidente]

[ Snerk. ]

[assassino]

[hdu make fun of him >:'( ]

[confidente]

[ HE'D NEVER MAKE FUN OF YOU. ]

[assassino]

[see you in the clinic soon, bro :'(

n-not that it will be his fault or anything]

[secondchances]

Interrupting the extracurricular activities? [Didn't mean to say that aloud, but what the hey. It's what first came to mind.]

[luthored]

[ OH MY GOD STEPHANIE DON'T SAY THAT ABOUT HER IMAGINARY PARIS FLING. ]

[assassino]

[bickerin' with the sister, please stand by]

[scattare]

[Wow Stefania, rude. -10 points in Claudia's book. When she is done arguing with Ezio, she will be more than happy to take you to task for this.

She has more class than interrupt in the middle, god]

[luthored]

...Claudia?

[assassino]

My sister.

[luthored]

Oh!

[ Why is he telling his adult sister to go to bed... ]

I think I'm missing an important part of the story here.

[scattare]

...Yes?

[What, you said her name, clearly you want her attention. But she does not sound pleased to be distracted]

[luthored]

Oh, I...was just asking who you were. Ezio mentioned having a sister, I just didn't know you were here.

[heloise]

[ And she couldn't imagine him yelling at a woman! ]

Sibling spats, Ezio?

[assassino]

[Ezio wouldn't really call it yelling, it's just... giving orders loudly... Across an apartment...]

Unfortunately.

[heloise]

[ She strains her ears to hear this reputedly fearsome Claudia. ]

Could I be of any service?

[scattare]

[Interrupting]

Not unless you can make him less stubborn. [Also, if you could make him intelligent, mature, reasonable, less of a slut...]

[assassino]

I'm not stubborn.

[heloise]

[ She figures now isn't a good time to laugh, amusing as it is. ]

What did you ask him to do?

Dictated

[teds_out]

Yo, Ezio. [This happens all the time, and Ted doesn't feel a particular need to call him out on it just because he knows the guy.]

Dictated

[assassino]

[Oh, the journal's open? Fantastic.]

Hello.

wow okay what that was the first time Ive ever responded to my own comment.......

[teds_out]

Sup.

[ino]

... Ezio?

whoops i tried to click reply and instead granted you access... /innuendo

[assassino]

[annoyedannoyedannoyed]

Yes?

LOL oh baby ... you can have access anytime ;)

[ino]

Everything okay?

[psych0p0mps]

[Yay for once a post that comes during her nocturnal hours!]

whats a claudia

[scattare]

...

I am not a 'what'. [Okay, she's a little too confused by the wording to even be angry, wtf]

[psych0p0mps]

oh claudia is you then
sorry that was my bad :0
its a very pretty name i think!