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[individuates]

I don't even know if this thing is working the way I think it does, but if this is getting through to whoever kidnapped me and brought me here... you clearly have no idea who I am, who you're dealing with and precisely whose wrath you have just provoked, so I'd better enlighten you. You have just provoked not one, but five of the biggest corporations in the country. I've acquaintances who could crush you with their little finger so whatever game you're playing? You'd be best off releasing me and ending it now before you get hurt. No matter what you do, you're only gonna end up being hunted down and taken care of. And when I say 'taken care of', I meant in the worst possible way.

[All of this is written in a pretty big rush, with lots of underlines, double-underlines, triple underlines, capital letters... he's totally venting, here. And the following comes as an afterthought.]

No amount of money is worth losing your faculties, believe me.

Comments

[atadiscoverer]

I take it you're new here, aye?

Carson <3

[individuates]

[all right, all right. You wouldn't know it, but he's controlling his temper now. With difficulty]

What gave you that impression?

[demontobeloved]

That's an awful lot of talk, there.

[individuates]

There's an awful lot to say there. There's more if you want to hear it, kidnapper-san.

[ex_augmentation792]

What country? Which corporations?

[He's also new here, and thinking this is all a hoax or hallucination of some kind. It's almost a relief someone else seems as out of place as he feels. Kidnapping is an interesting theory but doesn't explain the ... oddities here.]

How do you know you were kidnapped?

[individuates]

Japan. Hitachiin Corp, the Ootori Zaibatsu, Suou Group, and the Haninozuka and Morinozuka families. Generally speaking it's not good to mess with one, never mind all five.

It's the only logical explanation.

dictated;

[amiable]

[ She'll never stop feeling bad for newcomers. ]

Nobody kidnapped you!

It wasn't a person...

[individuates]

...then how could I be physically brought from one place to another? Teleportation?! Don't make me laugh...

[bedninja]

[Oh, Pharos is just giggling at that whole rant.]

I can assure you that the Castle does not have any fear of large corporations! Or whatever they might typically be capable of for that matter.

[individuates]

O-oi, don't laugh, it's really important!

dictated;

[kickthecanplz]

... No way...

... Hitachiin! Is that really you? [granted he still can't tell the difference between them BUT STILL HE'S HAPPY]

1/wait for it...

[individuates]

[what]

2/here it comes...

[individuates]

[whatwhatwhat]

3/very soon now...

[individuates]

[WHATWHATWHATWHATWHAT]

4/needs moar sparkles :/

[individuates]

BOSSANOVA-CCHI!

[shipper_on_deck]

Ooh, scary. That triple underline there positively gives me the shivers.

[individuates]

[his raeg anger seems to have subsided enough to make fun of himself.] ...it's good isn't it?

Seriously, though. It's pretty hard to be threatening with a pen and paper alone.

dictated;

[bloodsugar]

...You have a nice way with punctuation, my friend! Very intimidating. I'd give you an A+, but I'm terribly sorry to tell you that the persons responsible for all this aren't particularly... easy to intimidate...

[individuates]

[he's calmed down a bit, so he's able to not take himself too seriously] You should never underestimate the power of a well-punctuated letter!

...but I guess it really is futile in the end, huh?

[onlyanapple]

Capital letters and everything, stand back everyone, we've got a badass here.

[individuates]

...oh, come on. I'm working with what I've got, cut me a little slack.

[wishmadeinfire]

I believe that is the first time I have heard someone threaten the castle in quite the way in order to go home.

Welcome to Paradisa, by the by.

[individuates]

I'm pretty sure I'm not the first to be pissed off at the situation. Maybe the rest of them just threatened the castle in their heads.

[peacockherald]

An actual kidnapping would be easier to deal with that where you are now, I am afraid. It is not quite so simple.

[individuates]

[there would totally be a sigh here] Yeah... I'm starting to get that.

❤

[petitfours]

[Hunny overhears a snippet of the conversation with Bossa Nova, and doesn't even wait to finish eating his cookie. His voice is a bit muffled by a half-eaten pirouline.]

❀ KAO-CHAAAAAAN!!! ❀

[individuates]

[omg, the flowers. All the flowers. He must reciprocate in kind, though hand-drawn sparkles aren't really as good as the real thing]

Hunny-senpai!

1/3

[hosting]

[Tamaki had been sitting in his room, idly daydreaming about being reunited with Beary... doodling his little stuffed face and his adorable button eyes, holding the picture to his chest and sighing slightly.

Oh Beary, he misses you.

When what should interrupt his reverie, but one of those voices?! He is frozen for a long moment, before...]

[hosting]

TAMAKI BRAIN THEATRE

[He and Haruhi had finally admitted they were more than just... friends, their tender love blossoming like roses under the sunshine, a long kite flying higher on the wind to soar like an eagle.

Deep in the bowels of the castle, the evil gang that were truly in charge here winced with the pure happiness emanating from the pain. This could not be, they thrived on misfortune and sadness, it clearly must be time to throw a spanner in the works.

Being devils, they of course had the direct phone line connection to THOSE TWINS, evil smirks on their faces as they answered the call... TO RUIN TAMAKI'S LIFE!]

dictated

[hostess]

Kaoru!

[There isn't a note of hesitation or confusion in her voice. She recognizes him absolutely and without question, even after over a year in this place.]

You're here, too. Are you alright? Have you been hurt?

[individuates]

Haruhi!

[oh my god. Haruhi will know, Haruhi will know. He doesn't really trust anyone else with this question so he'll just get straight down to it]

My brother's name. What's my brother's name?