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[workaphilic]

Afternoon.

[Hey, Paradisa. Did you miss him? Because here he is, sounding for all the world like somebody who HASN'T been completely MIA for over a month.]

Good to see that everyone's the same as always. [Boring, he means.] Makes things easier for me.

Been interested in the fiasco last weekend with the wishes. Any of you feel like lending your expertise? Just a few questions, nothing complex. I've been needing the extra data points.

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[fishy_go_byebye]

Everything has a price.

[See? Isn't her expertise helpful~]

[workaphilic]

Apparently. [He sounds pretty miffed about it.] Should be simple enough to work around, though, if I can draw an accurate spread of it.

[fishy_go_byebye]

Expect, don't wish.

[That was what she did - it worked much better.]

[ino]

"Data points"?

[more like WEIRD points for you, mister. or so she thinks, anyways.]

[workaphilic]

Yes. [Why do so many people take issue when he says that, it's like nobody does science around here.] I need multiple instances of data in order to draw reliable conclusions.

[ino]

[hmm, well, that makes more sense to her, but ...] I hate to break it to you, but by the time you get enough evidence to prove something around here, the castle usually switches things up on you.

[a little sigh] But I was affected if you want information.

[signedlefthanded]

The Castle is never very accurate with wishes anyway.

[workaphilic]

[A hum.]

It doesn't pay much mind to context, that's true. Helps if you're specific enough.

[Some of his wishes have legitimately been clauses on clauses on clauses.]

[signedlefthanded]

And yet these incidents were specific and things still happened.

[akito]

I can answer a few questions, but it depends on what they are.

[workaphilic]

Nothing specific. General habits, demographic information, that sort of thing.

[akito]

I can try answering them then.

[loisfuckinglane]

Datapoints, hmm?

[workaphilic]

Yes. Care to lend a hand?

[loisfuckinglane]

Maybe even two. What are you digging for?

Dictation

[cyan_maid]

Expertise in what, might I ask?

[Oh a hunch,] Last weekend?

Dictation

[workaphilic]

Yes.

Expertise may have been too strong a word. Hard to be an expert when it happened to everyone, isn't it?

Dictation forever

[cyan_maid]

I'm sure someone could find a way.

So what exactly would you like to know, sir?

dictated;

[amiable]

[ THIS STRANGE MAN AGAIN...

But he wants to collect data? Hrm, she's not sure how much help she'll be, though she's always glad to try. ]

What sort of questions?

dictated;

[workaphilic]

[THIS WEIRD GIRL....

Crisply:]

General information about your wishing habits, mostly.

dictated;

[amiable]

Ah, I don't wish for things often. I also live in the town, so it doesn't work there.

[wishmadeinfire]

I suppose that depends. Will you use that tone the entire time?

[workaphilic]

Yes.

[What? He's not going to sugar coat it.]

[vengefully]

Questions about what happened that weekend?

[workaphilic]

Among other things.