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[ the castle picks up a melodious woman's voice, humming a little as she speaks. ]
Oh, woe is me! A poor girl trapped in a big, dark castle with no knight in shining armor at her side. Whatever shall she do? What scary monster will come gobble her up as she sits defenseless and terrified?
[ she pauses ]
Isn't this rude? Just interrupting me in the middle of my su-uuper important stuff to wind up in some silly alternate dimension with not even a please or thank you! Someone should teach this mean ol' castle some manners! Or at least a lesson in proper etiquette towards a wo ~ man ~
[ meanwhile, there's a pink-haired woman sitting on the couch in the lobby. she's wearing only a leather jacket zipped down to reveal a good deal of cleavage and a pair of panties. she seems to have no problems with it as she flips through the journal. ]
Oh, woe is me! A poor girl trapped in a big, dark castle with no knight in shining armor at her side. Whatever shall she do? What scary monster will come gobble her up as she sits defenseless and terrified?
[ she pauses ]
Isn't this rude? Just interrupting me in the middle of my su-uuper important stuff to wind up in some silly alternate dimension with not even a please or thank you! Someone should teach this mean ol' castle some manners! Or at least a lesson in proper etiquette towards a wo ~ man ~
[ meanwhile, there's a pink-haired woman sitting on the couch in the lobby. she's wearing only a leather jacket zipped down to reveal a good deal of cleavage and a pair of panties. she seems to have no problems with it as she flips through the journal. ]