one.

[migrates]

[ the castle picks up a melodious woman's voice, humming a little as she speaks. ]

Oh, woe is me! A poor girl trapped in a big, dark castle with no knight in shining armor at her side. Whatever shall she do? What scary monster will come gobble her up as she sits defenseless and terrified?

[ she pauses ]

Isn't this rude? Just interrupting me in the middle of my su-uuper important stuff to wind up in some silly alternate dimension with not even a please or thank you! Someone should teach this mean ol' castle some manners! Or at least a lesson in proper etiquette towards a wo ~ man ~

[ meanwhile, there's a pink-haired woman sitting on the couch in the lobby. she's wearing only a leather jacket zipped down to reveal a good deal of cleavage and a pair of panties. she seems to have no problems with it as she flips through the journal. ]

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[fangking]

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Fuck, is that the Migratory Slut?

[migrates]

[ the slightest of beats and then: ]

Oh my. That sounds like the cry of a tiny, angry shark! Perhaps he should work on his welcome.

[fangking]

Oh, so it is the Migratory Slut.

This is Paradisa. It's some castle in another dimension or whatever. You get something taken from you when you get brought here. There's no way home.

You can wish stuff up if you need it. You have your own room.

There's no currency.

Weird shit happens a lot so hopefully you've got your A-T with you.

[migrates]

That's much better. Thank you, Agito-kun!

[ she laughs a little, and then chirps: ]

Weird? You can't leave me hanging like that!

love your username btw ;u; perfect for simca~

[fangking]

Weird shit like making most of the people in this castle think they were actually related, or transform the whole place into some weird summer camp.

It turned us back into a little kid a few weeks ago.

So. Weird shit.

[eatsfire]

Ain't any scary monsters here. Not that I've found, or I'd have fought 'em already. [The most honest of statements] So don't worry.

I'd teach it a lesson and fight it if that was possible. [And he's speaking as he wanders into the lobby, grumbling to himself a little, making it clear that he's the one speaking through his journal to her] Stupid thief castle.

[migrates]

Oh, if only there were monsters about then! You could be this swallow's savior! What a big, strong --

[ and she hums when she sees him wandering into the lobby, wiggling her fingers in a wave at hi ]

-- Handsome man!

[eatsfire]

Yeah, wish there was, it would be fun!

[He grins to himself at the compliments - mostly the strong one - and then when he notices her its aimed in her direction]

Guess you're new here, huh? [Heading on closer]

[migrates]

[ she flails her arms at him which just makes her cleavage press together (whether it's intentional or not, who knows) ]

You guessed right! I've only just arrived. I have to admit that I'm a little disoriented!

[eatsfire]

[He can't help but look down at that, and then down again to notice her lack of clothing but... Other than glancing away he doesn't react that much. Being used to having a best friend rival who's prone to suddenly stripping and walking around naked helps, perhaps]

Mnn, then you kinda need some explanation, right? [Natsu scratches his cheek] I could try to help, no promises it'll make that much sense though.

[bustle]

[ wow, lady. you are the grossestet. erika can't even look at chu, but kinda sit on the other side of this couch blushin a blush ]

[migrates]

[ not even looking up from her journal flipping tbh. she lets out a long whistle and then: ]

If you have something to say, you should say it.

[bustle]

[ gets caught off guard by surprise!! ] ... S-Sorry..

[migrates]

[ she's looking up and grinning now ]

Cute girls like you shouldn't apologize.

[bustle]

Wah! [ she rocks her head back for a second, thinking she was gonna get sassed. but zooms in with sparkles once what simca says actually registers. GOODNESS ]

Wait, you think I'm cute?

[mom_to_us_all]

[Isn't this girl a sight for sore eyes?

There is a wolf looking at her from behind another couch.]



{{ooc; if you could fill this at some point, i'll love you forever <3}}

[migrates]

[ she starts a little and shifts in her seat, peering over ]

O-oh! Why, hello there!

[ done and done! ]

[mom_to_us_all]

[That little greeting alone makes her go out of her hiding (even though she wasn't really hiding), and approaches to the girl.

One sniffle here, one sniffle there. Sits in front of her and raises her paw. Hello.]

[migrates]

Oh my! [ she moves back and leans forward, holding out her hand to shake ]

You won't tear my face off, will you? You have a cute look, but I can't be so oblivious to adorable creatures like you!

[mom_to_us_all]

[Shakes her head! She wouldn't eat such lovely creature!]

dictated.

[shrugs_a_lot]

[Knight pinged! ... Well, SOLDIER... Okay, okay, ex-SOLDIER.]

You okay?

dictated.

[migrates]

[ humming brightly: ]

That depends! If I say I'm not, will a strong man like you come and help me?

dictated.

[shrugs_a_lot]

That's the idea.

dictated.

[migrates]

[ dramatically: ]

Oh, help me, help me, Hero-san! A horrible monster might come and tear off all of my clothes with its vicious teeth and pervy claws!

dictated.

[shrugs_a_lot]

[Pfff--okay he wasn't expecting that.]

... Pervy claws... [What even.]