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[Ezio is about to bust out the most intense filter work of his life. He has never done a complicated filter before, and he needs to do this right.]

----- Inventors, technology experts, mechanics, but barring those who seek power -----

[he clears his throat, then in that thick Italian accent:]

Hello... my name is Ezio Auditore, and I seek an inventor or mechanic or... esperto of some kind. I have obtained an object of great importance, but I do not know what it does, or what it is capable of.

But I need someone I can trust, someone with the right... sensitivities for this object.

-----Historians and Religious people, barring Lucrezia Borgia -----

[Still more thick Italian accent:]

I seek information about Pope Alexander VI.

-----

[And, with that done, you can find him in the kitchen, contemplating the microwave.]

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SUP BABY, I'M JUST TRYING TO FIND OUT SHIT ABOUT YOUR DADDY B)

OH, SO SAD AND SHE LIKES HIM SO MUCH ALREADY :<

CAN'T WE STILL BE FRIENDS??? :'(

HM. MAYBE. IF YOU TAKE HER PARKOURING.

AHAHAH OH GOD. HE'LL TEACH HER HOW TO HIDE AND BLEND. PARKOUR IS TOO MUCH FOR A DELICATE LADY.

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? SHE EVEN HAS THE PARACHUTE ATTACHED TO HER WAIST.

LOOK HE CAN'T RISK KILLING THE ONLY DECENT BORGIA. SOMEONE HAS TO FIX THAT BLOODLINE.

...WELL OKAY WE'RE FRIENDS ANYWAY. SUCH NOBLE INTENTIONS.

HE IS A NOBLE MAN, LADY :') ALSO YAAAAAY FRIENDS

SINGS BARNEY'S I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME SONG OH, HUG!

LMAO I LOVE THESE TWO.

MORE THAN EZIO AND THE WAFFLE TOASTER?

DEFINITELY. DEEEFINIIIITELYYYYY