iv λ knowledge

[assassino]

[Ezio is about to bust out the most intense filter work of his life. He has never done a complicated filter before, and he needs to do this right.]


----- Inventors, technology experts, mechanics, but barring those who seek power -----

[he clears his throat, then in that thick Italian accent:]

Hello... my name is Ezio Auditore, and I seek an inventor or mechanic or... esperto of some kind. I have obtained an object of great importance, but I do not know what it does, or what it is capable of.

But I need someone I can trust, someone with the right... sensitivities for this object.





-----Historians and Religious people, barring Lucrezia Borgia -----

[Still more thick Italian accent:]

I seek information about Pope Alexander VI.


-----


[And, with that done, you can find him in the kitchen, contemplating the microwave.]

Comments

Father Abel Nightroad

[assassino]

I was not aware it was possible to sin against man.

Is it like wine?

the Italian Stallion

[bloodsugar]

It absolutely can! A crime against the entirety of mankind! A sin against your brethren of blood, Mr. Auditore--! [all the dramatics.]

No, no... it's warm, and made from herbs and heated water. There's many different flavors and varieties... I'm positive you'll like it! Definitely!

Father Abel Nightroad

[assassino]

More like coffee, then?

the Italian Stallion

[bloodsugar]

Mm, yes, yes. More like coffee than wine, for sure! But it's more sophisticated than that, I'd say.

Father Abel Nightroad

[assassino]

Interesting. I will have to try this.

the Italian Stallion

[bloodsugar]

I would happily be your guiding hand into the world of deliciousness, Mr. Auditore. Never fear!