iv λ knowledge

[assassino]

[Ezio is about to bust out the most intense filter work of his life. He has never done a complicated filter before, and he needs to do this right.]


----- Inventors, technology experts, mechanics, but barring those who seek power -----

[he clears his throat, then in that thick Italian accent:]

Hello... my name is Ezio Auditore, and I seek an inventor or mechanic or... esperto of some kind. I have obtained an object of great importance, but I do not know what it does, or what it is capable of.

But I need someone I can trust, someone with the right... sensitivities for this object.





-----Historians and Religious people, barring Lucrezia Borgia -----

[Still more thick Italian accent:]

I seek information about Pope Alexander VI.


-----


[And, with that done, you can find him in the kitchen, contemplating the microwave.]

Comments

Mr. Auditore

[thwarting]

Of course.

[Demons come from the same original stock as angels, after all.]

Aziraphale

[assassino]

I took it from him, before I arrived.

Mr. Auditore

[thwarting]

Ah, I see.

Aziraphale

[assassino]

If I allowed you to see it, would you...?

Mr. Auditore

[thwarting]

Of course, though I sincerely doubt any demon has travelled with you to Paradisa.

Aziraphale

[assassino]

It would not be possible?

Mr. Auditore

[thwarting]

I think you would have noticed, demons are not the most quiet of creatures as a whole.

Aziraphale

[assassino]

So if it cannot be a demon, then how is the object itself tempting?

Mr. Auditore

[thwarting]

No, no, you misunderstand me.

It could be a demon back in Italy; however, I sincerely doubt the demon has arrived in Paradisa with you.

Aziraphale

[assassino]

But it remains tempting here.

Mr. Auditore

[thwarting]

Well... I'll certainly take a look at it, if that's what you wish.

Aziraphale

[assassino]

I've arranged for some experts in technology to come look at it. Perhaps you could come at the same time.

Mr. Auditore

[thwarting]

Certainly, when would you like me there?